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"The brain is wider than the sky, For, put them side by side,
The one the other will include With ease, and you beside"
-- Emily Dickinson
"We will pursue peace as if there is no terrorism and fight terrorism as if there is no peace."
-- Yitzhak Rabin
"I have thought it my duty to exhibit things as they are, not as they ought to be."
-- Alexander Hamilton
"The stakes are too high for government to be a spectator sport."
-- Barbara Jordan
"Under democracy, one party always devotes its chief energies to
trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule --
and both commonly succeed, and are right."
-- H. L. Mencken
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt
"The only completely consistent people are the dead."
-- Aldous Huxley
"I have had my solutions for a long time; but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them."
-- Karl F. Gauss
"Whatever evils either reason or declamation have imputed to extensive empire,
the power of Rome was attended with some beneficial consequences to mankind;
and the same freedom of intercourse which extended the vices, diffused likewise
the improvements of social life."
-- Edward Gibbon
"Augustus was sensible that mankind is governed by names; nor was he deceived in his
expectation, that the senate and people would submit to slavery, provided they were
respectfully assured that they still enjoyed their ancient freedom."
-- Edward Gibbon
"There exists in human nature a strong propensity to depreciate the advantages, and to magnify
the evils, of the present times."
-- Edward Gibbon
"Our youth now loves luxuries. They have bad manners, contempt for authority.
They show disrespect for elders and they
love to chatter instead of exercise.
Children are now tyrants, not the servants, of their households. They
no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents,
chatter before company, gobble up their food, and tyrannize
"Before impugning an opponent's motives, even when they legitimately may be impugned, answer his arguments."
-- Sidney Hook
"Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness."
-- Sidney Hook
"Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"We take, and must continue to take, morally hazardous actions to preserve our civilization.
We must exercise our power. But we ought neither to believe that a nation is capable of perfect
disinterestedness in its exercise, nor become complacent about particular degrees of interest
and passion which corrupt the justice by which the exercise of power is legitimized."
-- Reinhold Niebuhr
"Faced with the choice of all the land without a Jewish state or a Jewish state without all the
land, we chose a Jewish state without all the land."
-- David Ben-Gurion
"...the proscribing any citizen as unworthy the public confidence by laying upon him
an incapacity of being called to offices of trust and emolument, unless he profess or renounce this
or that religious opinion, is depriving him injuriously of those privileges and advantages
to which, in common with his fellow citizens, he has a natural right; that it tends also
to corrupt the principles of that very religion it is meant to encourage, by bribing,
with a monopoly of worldly honours and emoluments, those who will externally profess
and conform to it;[...] that the opinions of men are not the object of civil government, nor under its jurisdiction; that to suffer the civil magistrate to intrude his powers into the field of opinion
and to restrain the profession or propagation of principles on supposition of their ill tendency is a dangerous fallacy, which at once destroys all religious liberty....
-- Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, Thomas Jefferson
"We don't live just by ideas. Ideas are part of the mixture of customs and practices,
intuitions and instincts that make human life a conscious activity susceptible to
improvement or debasement. A radical idea may be healthy as a provocation;
a temperate idea may be stultifying. It depends on the circumstances. One of the most
tiresome arguments against ideas is that their 'tendency' is to some dire condition --
to totalitarianism, or to moral relativism, or to a war of all against all."
-- Louis Menand
"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."
-- Dante Alighieri
"He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers."
-- Henry B. Adams
"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the
poor to beg in the streets, steal bread, or sleep under a bridge."
-- Anatole France
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle."
-- Edmund Burke
"Education does not mean that we have become certified experts in business or mining or botany or journalism or epistemology;
it means that through the absorption of the moral, intellectual, and esthetic inheritance of the race we have come to
understand and control ourselves as well as the external world; that we have chosen the best as our associates both in spirit
and the flesh; that we have learned to add courtesy to culture, wisdom to knowledge, and forgiveness to understanding."
-- Will Durant
"Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is
but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest
winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?"
-- Herman Melville
"The most important political office is that of the private citizen."
-- Louis D. Brandeis
"If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable."
-- Louis D. Brandeis
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
-- Louis D. Brandeis
"It is an error to suppose that books have no influence; it is a slow influence, like flowing water carving out a canyon,
but it tells more and more with every year; and no one can pass an hour a day in the society of sages and heroes without
being lifted up a notch or two by the company he has kept."
-- Will Durant
"When you write, you’re trying to transpose what you’re thinking into something that is less like an annoying drone and more like a piece of music."
-- Louis Menand
"Sex is a continuum."
-- Gore Vidal
"I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should
make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state."
-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to the Baptists of Danbury, Connecticut, 1802.
"The sum of our religion is peace and unanimity, but these can scarcely stand unless we define as little as possible,
and in many things leave one free to follow his own judgment, because there is great obscurity in many matters, and
man suffers from this almost congenital disease that he will not give in when once a controversy is started, and
after he is heated he regards as absolutely true that which he began to sponsor quite casually...."
-- Desiderius Erasmus
"Are we to have a censor whose imprimatur shall say what books may be sold, and what we may buy? And who is thus to dogmatize religious opinions for our citizens? Whose foot is to be the measure to which ours are all to be cut or stretched? Is a priest to be our inquisitor, or shall a layman, simple as ourselves, set up his reason as the rule of what we are to read, and what we must disbelieve?"
-- Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to N. G. Dufief, Philadelphia bookseller, 1814
"We are told that it is only people's objective actions that matter, and their subjective feelings are of no importance. Thus pacifists, by obstructing the war effort,
are 'objectively' aiding the Nazis; and therefore the fact that they may be personally hostile to Fascism is irrelevant. I have been guilty of saying this myself more than once. The same argument is applied to Trotskyism. Trotskyists are often credited, at any rate by Communists, with being active and conscious agents of Hitler; but when you point out the many and obvious reasons why this is unlikely to be true,
the 'objectively' line of talk is brought forward again. To criticize the Soviet Union helps Hitler: therefore 'Trotskyism is Fascism'. And when this has been established, the accusation of conscious treachery is usually repeated.
This is not only dishonest; it also carries a severe penalty with it. If you disregard people's motives, it becomes much harder to foresee their actions."
-- George Orwell, "As I Please," Tribune, 8 December 1944
"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If 'needy' were a turn-on?"
-- "Aaron Altman," Broadcast News
"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."
-- Lewis Thomas
"To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever a child. For what is man's lifetime unless the memory of past events is woven with those of earlier times?"
"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it."
-- Samuel Johnson, Life Of Johnson
"Very well, what did my critics say in attacking my character? I must read out their affidavit, so to speak, as though they were my legal accusers: Socrates is guilty of criminal meddling, in that he inquires into things below the earth and in the sky, and makes the weaker argument defeat the stronger, and teaches others to follow his example."
-- Socrates, via Plato, The Republic
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The term, then, is obviously a relative one; my pedantry is your scholarship, his reasonable accuracy, her irreducible minimum of education, & someone else's ignorance."
-- H. W. Fowler
"Rules exist for good reasons, and in any art form the beginner must learn them and understand what they are for, then follow them for quite a while. A visual artist, pianist, dancer, fiction writer, all beginning artists are in the same boat here: learn the rules, understand them, follow them. It's called an apprenticeship. A mediocre artist never stops following the rules, slavishly follows guidelines, and seldom rises above mediocrity. An accomplished artist internalizes the rules to the point where they don't have to be consciously considered. After you've put in the time it takes to learn to swim, you never stop to think: now I move my arm, kick, raise my head, breathe. You just do it. The accomplished artist knows what the rules mean, how to use them, dodge them, ignore them altogether, or break them. This may be a wholly unconscious process of assimilation, one never articulated, but it has taken place."
-- Kate Wilhelm
"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed."
-- Albert Einstein
"The decisive moment in human evolution is perpetual."
-- Franz Kafka, Aphorisms
"All of old. Nothing else ever. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
-- Samuel Beckett, Worstward Ho
"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you."
-- Nicholas Klein, May, 1919, to the Third Biennial Convention of the Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America (misattributed to Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 1914 & variants).
"Our credulity is a part of the imperfection of our natures. It is inherent in us to desire to generalize, when we ought, on the contrary, to guard ourselves very carefully from this tendency."
-- Napoleon I of France.
"The truth is, men are very hard to know, and yet, not to be deceived, we must judge them by their present actions, but for the present only."
-- Napoleon I of France.
"The barbarous custom of having men beaten who are suspected of having important secrets to reveal must be abolished. It has always been recognized that this way of interrogating men, by putting them to torture, produces nothing worthwhile. The poor wretches say anything that comes into their mind and what they think the interrogator wishes to know."
-- On the subject of torture, in a letter to Louis Alexandre Berthier (11 November 1798), published in Correspondance Napoleon edited by Henri Plon (1861), Vol. V, No. 3606, p. 128
"All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with; all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible."
-- George Santayana, Dialogues in Limbo (1926)
"If you should put even a little on a little, and should do this often, soon this too would become big."
-- Hesiod, Work And Days
"Your Honor, years ago I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth. I said then, and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free."
-- Eugene V. Debs
"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself."
-- Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign
"All that we have to do is to send two mujahidin to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written "al-Qaida," in order to make the generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic, and political losses without their achieving for it anything of note other than some benefits for their private companies."
-- Osama bin Laden
"Remember, Robin: evil is a pretty bad thing."
Gary Farber is now a licensed Quintuple Super-Sekrit Multi-dimensional Master Pundit.
He does not always refer to himself in the third person.
He is presently single.
The gefilte fish is dead. Donate via the donation button on the top left or I'll shoot this cutepanda. Don't you lovepandas?
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...writer[s] I find myself checking out repeatedly when I'm in the mood to play follow-the-links. They're not all people I agree with all the time, or even most of the time, but I've found them all to be thoughtful writers, and that's the important thing, or should be.
-- Tom Tomorrow
I bow before the shrillitudinousness of Gary Farber, who has been blogging like a fiend.
-- Ted Barlow, Crooked Timber
Favorite.... [...] ...all great stuff. [...] Gary Farber should never be without readers.
I usually read you and Patrick several times a day, and I always get something from them. You've got great links, intellectually honest commentary, and a sense of humor. What's not to like?
-- Ted Barlow
One of my issues with many poli-blogs is the dickhead tone so many bloggers affect to express their sense of righteous indignation. Gary Farber's thoughtful leftie takes on the world stand in sharp contrast with the usual rhetorical bullying. Plus, he likes "Pogo," which clearly attests to his unassaultable good taste.
Jaysus. I saw him do something like this before, on a thread about Israel. It was pretty brutal. It's like watching one of those old WWF wrestlers grab an opponent's
face and grind away until the guy starts crying. I mean that in a nice & admiring way, you know.
-- Fontana Labs, Unfogged
We read you Gary Farber! We read you all the time! Its just that we are lazy with our blogroll. We are so very very lazy. We are always the last ones to the party but we always have snazzy bow ties.
-- Fafnir, Fafblog!
Gary Farber you are a genius of mad scientist proportions. I will bet there are like huge brains growin in jars all over your house.
-- Fafnir, Fafblog!
Gary Farber is the hardest working man in show blog business. He's like a young Gene Hackman blogging with his hair on fire, or something.
-- Belle Waring, John & Belle Have A Blog
Gary Farber only has two blogging modes: not at all, and 20 billion interesting posts a day [...] someone on the interweb whose opinions I can trust....
-- Belle Waring, John & Belle Have A Blog
Isn't Gary a cracking blogger, apropos of nothing in particular?
-- Alison Scott
Gary Farber takes me to task, in a way befitting the gentleman he is.
-- Stephen Green, Vodkapundit
My friend Gary Farber at Amygdala is the sort of liberal for whom I happily give three cheers. [...] Damned incisive blogging....
-- Midwest Conservative Journal
If I ever start a paper, Clueless writes the foreign affairs column, Layne handles the city beat, Welch has the roving-reporter job, Tom Tomorrow runs the comic section (which carries Treacher, of course). MediaMinded runs the slots - that's the type of editor I want as the last line of defense. InstantMan runs the edit page - and you can forget about your Ivins and Wills and Friedmans and Teepens on the edit page - it's all Blair, VodkaP, C. Johnson, Aspara, Farber, Galt, and a dozen other worthies, with Justin 'I am smoking in such a provocative fashion' Raimondo tossed in for balance and comic relief.
Who wouldn't buy that paper? Who wouldn't want to read it? Who wouldn't climb over their mother to be in it?
-- James Lileks
I do appreciate your role and the role of Amygdala as a pioneering effort in the integration of fanwriters with social conscience into the larger blogosphere of social conscience.
-- Lenny Bailes
Every single post in that part of Amygdala visible on my screen is either funny or bracing or important. Is it always like this? -- Natalie Solent
People I've known and still miss include Isaac Asimov, rich brown, Charles Burbee, F. M. "Buzz" Busby, Terry Carr, A. Vincent Clarke, Bob Doyle, George Alec Effinger, Abi Frost,
Bill & Sherry Fesselmeyer, George Flynn, John Milo "Mike" Ford. John Foyster, Mike Glicksohn, Jay Haldeman, Neith Hammond (Asenath Katrina Hammond)/DominEditrix , Chuch Harris, Mike Hinge, Lee Hoffman, Terry Hughes, Damon Knight, Ross Pavlac, Bruce Pelz, Elmer Perdue, Tom Perry,
Larry Propp, Bill Rotsler, Art Saha, Bob Shaw, Martin Smith, Harry Stubbs, Bob Tucker, Harry Warner, Jr., Jack Williamson, Walter A. Willis, Susan Wood, Kate Worley, and Roger Zelazny.
It's just a start, it only gets longer, many are unintentionally left out.
And She of whom I must write someday.
CAN ANYBODY REALLY GIVE #180 AS AN ANSWER AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE? This is impressive, though, and fairly comprehensive: 237 Reasons for Having Sex:
1. I was “in the heat of the moment.” 2. It just happened. 3. I was bored. 4. It just seemed like “the thing to do.” 5. Someone dared me. 6. I desired emotional closeness (i.e., intimacy). 7. I wanted to feel closer to God. 8. I wanted to gain acceptance from friends. 9. It’s exciting, adventurous. 10. I wanted to make up after a fight. 11. I wanted to get rid of aggression. 12. I was under the influence of drugs. 13. I wanted to try to get a better mate than my current mate. 14. I wanted to express my love for the person. 15. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure. 16. I wanted to show my affection to the person. 17. I felt like I owed it to the person. 18. I was attracted to the person. 19. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release. 20. My friends were having sex and I wanted to fit in. 21. It feels good. 22. My partner kept insisting. 23. The person was famous and I wanted to be able to say I had sex with him/her. 24. I was physically forced to. 25. I was verbally coerced into it. 26. I wanted the person to love me. 27. I wanted to have a child. 28. I wanted to make someone else jealous. 29. I wanted to have more sex than my friends. 30. I was married and you’re supposed to. 31. I was tired of being a virgin. 32. I was “horny.” 33. I wanted to feel loved. 34. I was feeling lonely. 35. Everyone else was having sex. 36. I wanted the attention. 37. It was easier to “go all the way” than to stop. 38. I wanted to ensure the relationship was “committed.” 39. I was competing with someone else to “get the person.” 40. I wanted to “gain control” of the person. 41. I was curious about what the person was like in bed. 42. I was curious about sex. 43. I wanted to feel attractive. 44. I wanted to please my partner. 45. I wanted to display submission. 46. I wanted to release anxiety/stress 47. I didn’t know how to say “no.” 48. I felt like it was my duty. 49. I wanted to end the relationship. 50. My friends pressured me into it. 51. I wanted the adventure/excitement. 52. I wanted the experience. 53. I felt obligated to. 54. It’s fun. 55. I wanted to get even with someone (i.e., revenge). 56. I wanted to be popular. 57. It would get me gifts. 58. I wanted to act out a fantasy. 59. I hadn’t had sex for a while. 60. The person was “available.” 61. I didn’t want to “lose” the person. 62. I thought it would help “trap” a new partner. 63. I wanted to capture someone else’s mate. 64. I felt sorry for the person. 65. I wanted to feel powerful. 66. I wanted to “possess” the person. 67. I wanted to release tension. 68. I wanted to feel good about myself. 69. I was slumming. 70. I felt rebellious. 71. I wanted to intensify my relationship. 72. It seemed like the natural next step in my relationship. 73. I wanted to be nice. 74. I wanted to feel connected to the person. 75. I wanted to feel young. 76. I wanted to manipulate him/her into doing something for me. 77. I wanted him/her to stop bugging me about sex. 78. I wanted to hurt/humiliate the person. 79. I wanted the person to feel good about himself/herself. 80. I didn’t want to disappoint the person. 81. I was trying to “get over” an earlier person/relationship. 82. I wanted to reaffirm my sexual orientation. 83. I wanted to try out new sexual techniques or positions. 84. I felt guilty. 85. My hormones were out of control. 86. It was the only way my partner would spend time with me. 87. It became a habit. 88. I wanted to keep my partner happy. 89. I had no self-control. 90. I wanted to communicate at a "deeper" level. 91. I was afraid my partner would have an affair if I didn't have sex with him/her. 92. I was curious about my sexual abilities. 93. I wanted a "spiritual" experience. 94. It was just part of the relationship "routine." 95. I wanted to lose my inhibitions. 96. I got "carried away." 97. I needed another "notch on my belt." 98. The person demanded that I have sex with him/her. 99. The opportunity presented itself. 100. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex while stoned (e.g., on marijuana or some other drug). 101. It's considered “taboo” by society. 102. I wanted to increase the number of sex partners I had experienced. 103. The person was too “hot” (sexy) to resist. 104. I thought it would relax me. 105. I thought it would make me feel healthy. 106. I wanted to experiment with new experiences. 107. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person. 108. I thought it would help me to fall asleep. 109. I could brag to other people about my sexual experience. 110. It would allow me to “get sex out of my system” so that I could focus on other things. 111. I wanted to decrease my partner’s desire to have sex with someone else. 112. It would damage my reputation if I said “no.” 113. The other person was too physically attractive to resist. 114. I wanted to celebrate something. 115. I was seduced. 116. I wanted to make the person feel better about herself/himself. 117. I wanted to increase the emotional bond by having sex. 118. I wanted to see whether sex with a different partner would feel different or better. 119. I was mad at my partner, so I had sex with someone else. 120. I wanted to fulfill a previous promise to my partner. 121. It was expected of me. 122. I wanted to keep my partner from straying. 123. I wanted the pure pleasure. 124. I wanted to dominate the other person. 125. I wanted to make a conquest. 126. I’m addicted to sex. 127. It was a favor to someone. 128. I wanted to be used or degraded. 129. Someone offered me money to do it. 130. I was drunk. 131. It seemed like good exercise. 132. I was pressured into doing it. 133. The person offered to give me drugs for doing it. 134. I was frustrated and needed relief. 135. It was a romantic setting. 136. I felt insecure. 137. My regular partner is boring, so I had sex with someone else. 138. I was on the “rebound” from another relationship. 139. I wanted to boost my self-esteem 140. I wanted to get my partner to stay with me. 141. Because of a bet. 142. It was a special occasion. 143. It was the next step in the relationship. 144. I wanted to get a special favor from someone. 145. I wanted to get back at my partner for having cheated on me. 146. I wanted to enhance my reputation. 147. I wanted to keep warm. 148. I wanted to punish myself. 149. I wanted to break up a rival’s relationship by having sex with his/her partner. 150. I wanted to stop my partners’ nagging. 151. I wanted to achieve an orgasm. 152. I wanted to brag to friends about my conquests. 153. I wanted to improve my sexual skills. 154. I wanted to get a job. 155. I wanted to get a raise. 156. I wanted to get a promotion. 157. I wanted to satisfy a compulsion. 158. I wanted to make money. 159. I wanted to keep my partner satisfied. 160. I wanted to change the topic of conversation. 161. I wanted to get out of doing something. 162. I wanted to test my compatibility with a new partner. 163. I wanted to get a partner to express love. 164. I wanted to put passion back into my relationship. 165. I wanted to prevent a breakup. 166. I wanted to become one with another person. 167. I wanted to get a favor from someone. 168. I wanted to breakup my relationship. 169. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease (e.g., herpes, AIDS). 170. I wanted to breakup another’s relationship. 171. I wanted to avoid hurting someone’s feelings. 172. I wanted to make myself feel better about myself. 173. I wanted to get rid of a headache. 174. I was afraid to say "no" due to the possibility of physical harm. 175. I wanted to keep my partner from straying. 176. I wanted to burn calories. 177. I wanted to even the score with a cheating partner. 178. I wanted to hurt an enemy. 179. I wanted to feel older. 180. It is my genetic imperative. 181. It was an initiation rite to a club or organization. 182. I wanted to become more focused on work - sexual thoughts are distracting. 183. I wanted to say "I’ve missed you." 184. I wanted to celebrate a birthday or anniversary or special occasion. 185. I wanted to say "I’m sorry." 186. I wanted to return a favor. 187. I wanted to say "Thank You." 188. I wanted to welcome someone home. 189. I wanted to say "goodbye." 190. I wanted to defy my parents. 191. I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps. 192. I wanted to relieve “blue balls.” 193. I wanted to get the most out of life. 194. I wanted to feel feminine. 195. I wanted to feel masculine. 196. I am a sex addict. 197. I wanted to see what all the fuss is about. 198. I thought it would boost my social status. 199. The person had a lot of money. 200. The person’s physical appearance turned me on. 201. The person was a good dancer. 202. Someone had told me that this person was good in bed. 203. The person had beautiful eyes. 204. The person made me feel sexy. 205. An erotic movie had turned me on. 206. The person had taken me out to an expensive dinner. 207. The person was a good kisser. 208. The person had bought me jewelry. 209. The person had a great sense of humor. 210. The person seemed self-confident. 211. The person really desired me. 212. The person was really desired by others. 213. I wanted to gain access to that person’s friend. 214. I felt jealous. 215. The person flattered me. 216. I wanted to see if I could get the other person into bed. 217. The person had a desirable body. 218. I had not had sex in a long time. 219. The person smelled nice. 220. The person had an attractive face. 221. I saw the person naked and could not resist. 222. I was turned on by the sexual conversation. 223. The person was intelligent. 224. The person caressed me. 225. The person wore revealing clothes. 226. The person had too much to drink and I was able to take advantage of him/her. 227. I knew the person was usually “out of my league.” 228. The person was mysterious. 229. I realized I was in love. 230. I wanted to forget about my problems. 231. I wanted to reproduce. 232. I/she was ovulating. 233. I wanted my partner to notice me. 234. I wanted to help my partner forget about his/her problems. 235. I wanted to lift my partner's spirits. 236. I wanted to submit to my partner. 237. I wanted to make my partner feel powerful.
Other reasons I've given! "My doctor advised me to have sex as frequently as possible." (It was true at the time, although, yeah, I was also just kidding.) "It's for science." Okay, I never claimed that; but I bet someone has!
#182 seems creative. Among the most flattering: not #108, nor #131, nor #173, nor #176. Yes, well, that could work: #160.
Quite a few of these I'm extremely grateful never to have heard, and I'm even hopeful that they weren't even true.