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"The brain is wider than the sky, For, put them side by side,
The one the other will include With ease, and you beside"
-- Emily Dickinson
"We will pursue peace as if there is no terrorism and fight terrorism as if there is no peace."
-- Yitzhak Rabin
"I have thought it my duty to exhibit things as they are, not as they ought to be."
-- Alexander Hamilton
"The stakes are too high for government to be a spectator sport."
-- Barbara Jordan
"Under democracy, one party always devotes its chief energies to
trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule --
and both commonly succeed, and are right."
-- H. L. Mencken
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt
"The only completely consistent people are the dead."
-- Aldous Huxley
"I have had my solutions for a long time; but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them."
-- Karl F. Gauss
"Whatever evils either reason or declamation have imputed to extensive empire,
the power of Rome was attended with some beneficial consequences to mankind;
and the same freedom of intercourse which extended the vices, diffused likewise
the improvements of social life."
-- Edward Gibbon
"Augustus was sensible that mankind is governed by names; nor was he deceived in his
expectation, that the senate and people would submit to slavery, provided they were
respectfully assured that they still enjoyed their ancient freedom."
-- Edward Gibbon
"There exists in human nature a strong propensity to depreciate the advantages, and to magnify
the evils, of the present times."
-- Edward Gibbon
"Our youth now loves luxuries. They have bad manners, contempt for authority.
They show disrespect for elders and they
love to chatter instead of exercise.
Children are now tyrants, not the servants, of their households. They
no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents,
chatter before company, gobble up their food, and tyrannize
their teachers."
-- Socrates
"Before impugning an opponent's motives, even when they legitimately may be impugned, answer his arguments."
-- Sidney Hook
"Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness."
-- Sidney Hook
"Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"We take, and must continue to take, morally hazardous actions to preserve our civilization.
We must exercise our power. But we ought neither to believe that a nation is capable of perfect
disinterestedness in its exercise, nor become complacent about particular degrees of interest
and passion which corrupt the justice by which the exercise of power is legitimized."
-- Reinhold Niebuhr
"Faced with the choice of all the land without a Jewish state or a Jewish state without all the
land, we chose a Jewish state without all the land."
-- David Ben-Gurion
"...the proscribing any citizen as unworthy the public confidence by laying upon him
an incapacity of being called to offices of trust and emolument, unless he profess or renounce this
or that religious opinion, is depriving him injuriously of those privileges and advantages
to which, in common with his fellow citizens, he has a natural right; that it tends also
to corrupt the principles of that very religion it is meant to encourage, by bribing,
with a monopoly of worldly honours and emoluments, those who will externally profess
and conform to it; that though indeed these are criminals who do not withstand such
temptation, yet neither are those innocent who lay the bait in their way; that the
opinions of men are not the object of civil government, nor under its jurisdiction;
that to suffer the civil magistrate to intrude his powers into the field of opinion
and to restrain the profession or propagation of principles on supposition of their
ill tendency is a dangerous fallacy, which at once destroys all religious liberty,
because he being of course judge of that tendency will make his opinions the rule of
judgment, and approve or condemn the sentiments of others only as they shall square
with or differ from his own; that it is time enough for the rightful purposes of civil
government for its officers to interfere when principles break out into overt acts
against peace and good order; and finally, that truth is great and will prevail if
left to herself; that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has
nothing to fear from the conflict unless by human interposition disarmed of her
natural weapons, free argument and debate; errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is
permitted freely to contradict them.
-- Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, Thomas Jefferson
"We don't live just by ideas. Ideas are part of the mixture of customs and practices,
intuitions and instincts that make human life a conscious activity susceptible to
improvement or debasement. A radical idea may be healthy as a provocation;
a temperate idea may be stultifying. It depends on the circumstances. One of the most
tiresome arguments against ideas is that their 'tendency' is to some dire condition --
to totalitarianism, or to moral relativism, or to a war of all against all."
-- Louis Menand
"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."
-- Dante Alighieri
"He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers."
-- Henry B. Adams
"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the
poor to beg in the streets, steal bread, or sleep under a bridge."
-- Anatole France
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle."
-- Edmund Burke
"Education does not mean that we have become certified experts in business or mining or botany or journalism or epistemology;
it means that through the absorption of the moral, intellectual, and esthetic inheritance of the race we have come to
understand and control ourselves as well as the external world; that we have chosen the best as our associates both in spirit
and the flesh; that we have learned to add courtesy to culture, wisdom to knowledge, and forgiveness to understanding."
-- Will Durant
"Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is
but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest
winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?"
-- Herman Melville
"The most important political office is that of the private citizen."
-- Louis D. Brandeis
"If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable."
-- Louis D. Brandeis
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
-- Louis D. Brandeis
"It is an error to suppose that books have no influence; it is a slow influence, like flowing water carving out a canyon,
but it tells more and more with every year; and no one can pass an hour a day in the society of sages and heroes without
being lifted up a notch or two by the company he has kept."
-- Will Durant
"When you write, you’re trying to transpose what you’re thinking into something that is less like an annoying drone and more like a piece of music."
-- Louis Menand
"Sex is a continuum."
-- Gore Vidal
"I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should
make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state."
-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to the Baptists of Danbury, Connecticut, 1802.
"The sum of our religion is peace and unanimity, but these can scarcely stand unless we define as little as possible,
and in many things leave one free to follow his own judgment, because there is great obscurity in many matters, and
man suffers from this almost congenital disease that he will not give in when once a controversy is started, and
after he is heated he regards as absolutely true that which he began to sponsor quite casually...."
-- Desiderius Erasmus
"Are we to have a censor whose imprimatur shall say what books may be sold, and what we may buy? And who is thus to dogmatize religious opinions for our citizens? Whose foot is to be the measure to which ours are all to be cut or stretched? Is a priest to be our inquisitor, or shall a layman, simple as ourselves, set up his reason as the rule of what we are to read, and what we must disbelieve?"
-- Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to N. G. Dufief, Philadelphia bookseller, 1814
"We are told that it is only people's objective actions that matter, and their subjective feelings are of no importance. Thus pacifists, by obstructing the war effort,
are 'objectively' aiding the Nazis; and therefore the fact that they may be personally hostile to Fascism is irrelevant. I have been guilty of saying this myself more than once. The same argument is applied to Trotskyism. Trotskyists are often credited, at any rate by Communists, with being active and conscious agents of Hitler; but when you point out the many and obvious reasons why this is unlikely to be true,
the 'objectively' line of talk is brought forward again. To criticize the Soviet Union helps Hitler: therefore 'Trotskyism is Fascism'. And when this has been established, the accusation of conscious treachery is usually repeated.
This is not only dishonest; it also carries a severe penalty with it. If you disregard people's motives, it becomes much harder to foresee their actions."
-- George Orwell, "As I Please," Tribune, 8 December 1944
"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If 'needy' were a turn-on?"
-- "Aaron Altman," Broadcast News
"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."
-- Lewis Thomas
"To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever a child. For what is man's lifetime unless the memory of past events is woven with those of earlier times?"
-- Cicero
"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it."
-- Samuel Johnson, Life Of Johnson
"Very well, what did my critics say in attacking my character? I must read out their affidavit, so to speak, as though they were my legal accusers: Socrates is guilty of criminal meddling, in that he inquires into things below the earth and in the sky, and makes the weaker argument defeat the stronger, and teaches others to follow his example."
-- Socrates, via Plato, The Republic
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself."
-- Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign
"Remember, Robin: evil is a pretty bad thing."
-- Batman
"Being evil is not a full-time job."
-- James Lileks
Gary Farber is now a licensed Double Super-Secret Master Pundit.
He does not always refer to himself in the third person.
Did he mention he was presently single?
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Farber's First Fundamental of Blogging:
If your idea of making an insightful point is to make fun of people's
names, or refer to them by rilly clever labels such as "The Big Me" or "The Shrub,"
chances are high that I'm not reading your blog. The same applies if you refer
to a group of people by disparaging terms such as "the Donks" or "the pals." (Note: I have to say I don't give that much of a damn any more.)
Farber's Second Fundamental of Blogging:
The more interested you are in scoring a "point" for a political "team," a "side," than in exploring the validity or value of an idea, the less interested I am in what you're saying.
(Note: Partially suspended for the Duration. Later note: forget I ever said this.)
Farber's Third Fundamental of Blogging:
If you see a link on another blog, and use it, credit the blog.
Some places I go:
[weblogs, sites, and columns]
People I've known and still miss include Isaac Asimov, rich brown, Charles Burbee, F. M. "Buzz" Busby, Terry Carr, A. Vincent Clarke, George Alec Effinger, Abi Frost,
Bill & Sherry Fesselmeyer, George Flynn, John Milo "Mike" Ford. John Foyster, Jay Haldeman, Chuch Harris, Mike Hinge, Lee Hoffman, Terry Hughes, Damon Knight, Ross Pavlac, Bruce Pelz, Elmer Perdue, Tom Perry,
Larry Propp, Bill Rotsler, Art Saha, Bob Shaw, Martin Smith, Harry Stubbs, Bob Tucker, Harry Warner, Jr., Jack Williamson, Walter A. Willis, Susan Wood, Kate Worley, and Roger Zelazny.
It's just a start.
And She of whom I must write someday.
You Like Me, You Really Like Me
...Darn: I saw that Gary had commented on this thread, and thought: oh. my. god. Perfect storm. Unstoppable cannonball, immovable object.
-- Hilzoy
Guessing that Gary is ignorant of anything that has ever been written down is, in my experience, unwise.
Just saying.
-- Hilzoy
Where would the blogosphere be without the Guardian? Guardian fish-barreling is now a venerable tradition. Yet even within this tradition, I don't believe there has ever been a more extensive and thorough essay than this one, from Gary Farber's fine blog. Gary appears to have examined every single thing that Guardian/Observer columnist Mary Ridell has ever written. He ties it all together, reaches inevitable conclusion. An archive can be a weapon.
-- Dr. Frank
Isn't Gary a cracking blogger, apropos of nothing in particular?
-- Alison Scott
I usually read you and Patrick several times a day, and I always get something from them. You've got great links, intellectually honest commentary, and a sense of humor. What's not to like?
-- Ted Barlow
...writer[s] I find myself checking out repeatedly when I'm in the mood to play follow-the-links. They're not all people I agree with all the time, or even most of the time, but I've found them all to be thoughtful writers, and that's the important thing, or should be.
-- Tom Tomorrow
Amygdala - So much stuff it reminds Unqualified Offerings that UO sometimes thinks of Gary Farber as "the liberal Instapundit." -- Jim Henley
I look at it almost every day. I can't follow all the links, but I read most of your pieces. The blog format really seems to suit you. It also suits me; I am not a news junkie, so having smart people like you ferret out the interesting stuff and leave it where I can find it is wonderful.
-- Lydia Nickerson
Gary is certainly a non-idiotarian 'liberal'...
-- Perry deHaviland
...the thoughtful and highly intelligent Gary Farber... My first reaction was that I definitely need to appease Gary Farber of Amygdala, one of the geniuses of our age.
-- Brad deLong
My friend Gary Farber at Amygdala is the sort of liberal for whom I happily give three cheers. [...] Damned incisive blogging....
-- Midwest Conservative Journal
If I ever start a paper, Clueless writes the foreign affairs column, Layne handles the city beat, Welch has the roving-reporter job, Tom Tomorrow runs the comic section (which carries Treacher, of course). MediaMinded runs the slots - that's the type of editor I want as the last line of defense. InstantMan runs the edit page - and you can forget about your Ivins and Wills and Friedmans and Teepens on the edit page - it's all Blair, VodkaP, C. Johnson, Aspara, Farber, Galt, and a dozen other worthies, with Justin 'I am smoking in such a provocative fashion' Raimondo tossed in for balance and comic relief.
Who wouldn't buy that paper? Who wouldn't want to read it? Who wouldn't climb over their mother to be in it?
-- James Lileks
Gary is a perceptive, intelligent, nice guy. Some of the stuff he comes up with is insightful, witty, and stimulating. And sometimes he manages to make me groan.
-- Charlie Stross
One of my issues with many poli-blogs is the dickhead tone so many bloggers affect to express their sense of righteous indignation. Gary Farber's thoughtful leftie takes on the world stand in sharp contrast with the usual rhetorical bullying. Plus, he likes "Pogo," which clearly attests to his unassaultable good taste.
-- oakhaus.com
Gary Farber is a principled liberal....
-- Bill Quick, The Daily Pundit
I read Amygdala...with regularity, as do all sensible websurfers.
-- Jim Henley, Unqualified Offerings
Okay, he is annoying, but he still posts a lot of good stuff.
-- Avedon Carol, The Sideshow
The only trouble with reading Amygdala is that it makes me feel like such a slacker. That Man Farber's a linking, posting, commenting machine, I tell you!
-- John Robinson, Sore Eyes
Jaysus. I saw him do something like this before, on a thread about Israel. It was pretty brutal. It's like watching one of those old WWF wrestlers grab an opponent's
face and grind away until the guy starts crying. I mean that in a nice & admiring way, you know.
-- Fontana Labs, Unfogged
We read you Gary Farber! We read you all the time! Its just that we are lazy with our blogroll. We are so very very lazy. We are always the last ones to the party but we always have snazzy bow ties.
-- Fafnir, Fafblog!
Gary Farber you are a genius of mad scientist proportions. I will bet there are like huge brains growin in jars all over your house.
-- Fafnir, Fafblog!
Gary Farber is the hardest working man in show blog business. He's like a young Gene Hackman blogging with his hair on fire, or something.
-- Belle Waring, John & Belle Have A Blog
I bow before the shrillitudinousness of Gary Farber, who has been blogging like a fiend.
-- Ted Barlow, Crooked Timber
Gary Farber only has two blogging modes: not at all, and 20 billion interesting posts a day [...] someone on the interweb whose opinions I can trust....
-- Belle Waring, John & Belle Have A Blog
Gary Farber! Jeez, the guy is practically a blogging legend, and I'm always surprised at the breadth of what he writes about.
-- PZ Meyers, Pharyngula
Gary Farber takes me to task, in a way befitting the gentleman he is.
-- Stephen Green, Vodkapundit
I do appreciate your role and the role of Amygdala as a pioneering effort in the integration of fanwriters with social conscience into the larger blogosphere of social conscience.
-- Lenny Bailes
LORD OF THE RINGS, THE MUSICAL, will make its debut in London.
Nonetheless, it was announced today that the show will receive its world premiere in London in spring 2005, timed to coincide with the 50th anniversary of the completion of the trilogy with the publication of The Return of the King.
[...]
Hollywood heavyweight Saul Zaentz will co-produce with Kevin Wallace. Zaentz was involved with the disastrous 1978 cartoon version of the Fellowship of the Ring. Let's hope this venture meets with a happier fate.
Bob Geldof astonished the aid community yesterday by using a return visit to Ethiopia to praise the Bush administration as one of Africa's best friends in its fight against hunger and Aids.
The musician-turned activist said Washington was providing major assistance, in contrast to the European Union's "pathetic and appalling" response to the continent's humanitarian crises. "You'll think I'm off my trolley when I say this, but the Bush administration is the most radical - in a positive sense - in its approach to Africa since Kennedy," Geldof told the Guardian.
The neo-conservatives and religious rightwingers who surrounded President George Bush were proving unexpectedly receptive to appeals for help, he said. "You can get the weirdest politicians on your side."
Former president Bill Clinton had not helped Africa much, despite his high-profile visits and apparent empathy with the downtrodden, the organiser of Live Aid, claimed. "Clinton was a good guy, but he did fuck all."
The force of about 1,200 troops, whose mandate runs until Sept. 1, will be led by the French and will include a substantial contingent of South African troops.
Matthew Yglesias, who perhaps has not made much study of military matters, otherwise inexplicably calls this "good news," seeming not to recognize that it means nothing, given that a force numbered minimally in the tens of thousands, with major air support, and armor, is needed to accomplish any pacifying. 1,200 troops is nothing but a joke. A, dare I say it, extremely black joke.
OUR BORING POLITICS: Israeli politics is so much more colorful.
The Knesset had taken up the somewhat radical economic plan backed by Binyamin Netanyahu.
A Knesset plenum composed of only members of the
government, some of them visibly dozing off, approved the final reading of the emergency economic plan by a vote of 52-1 shortly after 4:30 A.M. Thursday morning in a marathon session that began more than 14 hours earlier.
The length of the vote was primarily due to the separate votes held for the amendments and thousands of objections to the plan, as demanded by the opposition. But shortly after 3 A.M., after a recess, the Knesset House Committee decided to speed up the voting process by combining some of the amendments and thousands of objections. In response, opposition MKs walked out.
[...]
Late Wednesday night opposition factions of the Knesset were outraged when United Torah Judaism MK Moshe Gafni discovered that a vote was submitted in favor of an amendment to the emergency economic plan in the name of Likud MK Gilad Erdan, even though he was not present for the vote.
As you might imagine, some trouble ensued over this, but was eventually smoothed over. Meanwhile: calls for investigation, delays, new amendments, threatened filibusters, rulings, counter-rullings, threats, etc. Later:
The opposition had threatened to demand a roll-call vote not only for almost every article of the massive bill, but also for hundreds of the 8,000 proposed amendments that have been submitted by various MKs. If the demand had been met, the voting could have taken up to several days instead of ending late Wednesday as scheduled.
[...]
Many of the proposed amendments are not substantive - for instance, a proposal that the bill's name be changed to "The Law for the Starvation of Israeli Citizens."
I liked that one. Very creative.
Read The Rest Scale: 2 out of 5 for less interesting detail.
KURDS SWEEP ELECTIONS IN KIRKUK. Another sign of non-betrayal of the Kurds.
A Kurd was elected today to head the local interim government, a significant political victory for the Kurds that tipped the ethnic balance in this oil-rich northern city that was dominated for years by Arabs from the Baathist-led regime.
The vote came just two days after Kurds swept City Council elections, taking the largest single block of votes on the 30-seat council. American forces here organized the elections, which officials say are important steps toward establishing democracy in Iraq. Other elections have taken place in the northern city of Mosul and three cities in Iraq's south.
An Arab was elected deputy mayor, and six Arabs were elected to the Council.
Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5 for detail if you want to keep up on the issue.
FREE LENNY BRUCE: Okay, it's a little late for that. But there's a move to posthumously grant him a pardon.
The movement to win a pardon for Bruce boasts an impressive roster of backers, from 25 First Amendment lawyers (including Floyd Abrams) to 10 performers and writers (including Robin Williams, the Smothers Brothers and Penn & Teller).
"A pardon now is too late to save Lenny Bruce," supporters said in a letter to Gov. George Pataki. "But a posthumous pardon would set the record straight and thereby demonstrate New York's commitment to freedom -- free speech, free press, free thinking."
For those who don't recall, Lenny Bruce's great crime was to say four-letter words. Like "fuck." In public. On stage. He was convicted after a six-month trial, and died a broken and obsessed man, at the age of 39.
If the same laws were still in effect, no one presently appearing on HBO comedy would be there, and few on any late night tv show.
Okay, I grant that that might not be entirely a bad thing, but, seriously, the idea that Bad Words should be illegal is rather insane (if you don't like them, you're free to use the off switch, or walk out), and it's Lenny Bruce who practically gave his life to establish that not-then-obvious point.
So while there are innumerable more important causes in the world, to put it mildly, this is still, I'd say, a (small) Good One.
As Dr. Tatiana, the lovelorn columnist (or, in British, "agony aunt," or in this case maybe "ant"), she fields inquiries in her book from neurotic fairy wrens in Australia and homosexual manatees in Florida and from "Anxious in Amboseli," an African elephant afraid to shower with the other guys because his member has turned green.
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
I'm a European praying mantis, and I've noticed I enjoy sex more if I bite my lovers' heads off first. . . .Do you find this too?
I Like 'Em Headless in London
"Some of my best friends are man-eaters," the good doctor replies, "but between you and me, cannibalism isn't my bag. I can see why you like it, though. . . . Whereas a headless chicken rushes wildly about, a headless mantis thrashes in a sexual frenzy. Why can't he be that way when he's whole? Well, it's hard to have wild sex if you're trying to keep your head. . . . Females in more than 80 other species have been caught eating their lovers before, during or after."
Clearly there is no such thing as safe sex -- which, Judson says, is sort of the point.
[...]
The answers she does have constitute a sort of salad bar of evolutionary facts and theories to which the reader ends up bellying up, wide-eyed, with an increasing appetite. Garden slugs who mate hanging upside down on a string of mucus! Lions who copulate 157 times in 55 hours with two different females!
Great stuff.
Read The Rest Scale: 5 out of 5 for entertaining science, and, hey, sex! (Via Unfogged.)
Over the past four years, Congo's war has claimed more lives than any other. The International Rescue Committee, an American aid agency, says that by the middle of last year, 2.5m people had died because of the war in eastern Congo alone. Some were shot or hacked to death; many more succumbed to starvation or disease as nine national armies and a shifting throng of rebel groups pillaged their country. By now, the death toll is probably over 3m, although this is the roughest of estimates. As one UN worker puts it: "Congo is so green, you don't even see the graves."
[...]
The peasants of Ramba Chitanga, a village too tiny to appear on any map, tell a grisly tale. When the RCD left, Hutus moved in, and accused the villagers of feeding their enemies. Then the Mai-Mai attacked. During the ensuing battle, the Hutus hacked off 29-year-old Janet Vumilia's hands. Now, with her skittle-like stumps, she ticks off the relatives they killed: her parents-in-law, her brother-in-law, her pregnant sister, her niece.
Villagers say they can distinguish different factions by their actions. The Hutus, they say, are more vicious than the Mai-Mai, while the rebels are more likely than the Rwandans to abduct children. But sometimes the distinctions become blurred. Francine, a 14-year-old new mother, says she thinks her baby's father was an RCD rebel. But he could have been a Mai-Mai; men from both groups raped her. When her father objected, the Mai-Mai slit his throat.
John Cole has joined in, and Matthew Yglesias has been on it. Have you blogged on the issue today? Written a politician to ask that the US (or your government) get the UN to act, and contribute troops and logistics? Called a talk radio show? Done anything at all?
Read The Rest Scale: 6 out of 5; a good recounting of recent history here for anyone who needs a program to know the players.
"I MISS IT A LOT," Bakr said, sitting in a computer repair shop next to one of Baghdad's shuttered state Internet cafes. "I used to use it at least five to six hours a day."
While Bakr and other Iraqis are upset about the slicing of their precious tether to the world, they’re also optimistic about the future of the Internet in Iraq, where access was previously available to a tiny minority -- and only then under severe restrictions.
[...]
For the past few weeks, Abdulla's technicians have been hammering together an Internet base station that will soon serve a 50-seat Internet cafe and some homes for the first time since April.
Until then, Internet access comes only via personal satellite phones carried mostly by reporters here or through a cafe in the city’s Babil district with five computers hooked up to a satellite phone.
Which re-emphasizes yet again how privileged Salem Pax has been.
The rest of the story has more interesting info on Iraqi's Internet past and potentioal future. Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5.
I NEVER THOUGHT, in 1977, when I was going to CBGB's, Max's Kansas City, and a few other clubs, seeing Patti Smith, Television, Talking Heads, Blondie, and other bands, most now forgotten, that twenty-five years later I'd be seeing commercials on tv using The Ramones doing "Blitzkrieg Bop." (Or any other Ramones song, ever.)
THE AIR ASSAULT ON BAGHDAD: an interesting analysis from Fred Kaplan of Slate of the official Air Force report.
It turns out, however, that of the 18,898 targets hit from the air in this war, just 1,799 -- fewer than 10 percent -- were related to the regime's leadership or the military's command structure.
[...]
The vast majority of targets struck -- 15,592 of them, or 82 percent of the total -- were Iraqi troops, tanks, and other weapons concentrated on the battlefield.
[...]
Of the 1,801 airplanes sent to the region (not including helicopters), 60 were A-10s, more than any other single type of combat plane (except for the Navy's F/A-18). While the report does not say how many "tank kills" can be credited to those A-10s, it does say that they fired 311,597 rounds of 30mm ammunition.
That A-10 rules for ground support; always has. It's ancient news, but as relevant as ever, that the Air Force last made one in 1986 and has desperately tried to retire the fleet ever since.
But the report indicates that, while a little Stealth can go a long way, we probably don't need any more than a little.
The Iraqis fired their anti-aircraft artillery 1,224 times and launched 1,660 surface-to-air missiles. As a result, they put out of action six helicopters and a single A-10 (the only attack plane that flies at altitudes measured in hundreds or even dozens of feet, not tens of thousands).
The Air Force planners knew this from the beginning. Of the current stealth planes in the arsenal, they sent just 12 F/A-117s and only four B-2s.
By comparison, they sent 28 B-52s -- bombers originally designed to carry nuclear weapons, all converted in the past decade to hold conventional bombs -- most of them older than the pilots flying them.
The fact is, in this era of precision-guided munitions or "smart bombs," the airplane matters much less than the weapons and electronics inside. You could take a 747, snap on a bomb bay, fly it at 10,000 feet -- and it would do just fine.
That last is rather an exaggeration -- particularly given that not all situations are ones where you have utter air superiority -- but is probably more true (in conditions of utter air dominance) than not.
Last major point:
However, it turns out that of the 19,948 smart munitions fired during Gulf War II, 8,716 -- two-fifths -- were the '90s-era laser-guided bombs. Substantially fewer, 6,642, were JDAMs. The other 4,590 smart weapons were GPS-guided but much more expensive models than the JDAM.
More surprising, another 9,251 bombs -- or one-third of all the bombs dropped during this war -- were unguided, unmodified dumb bombs. It would be good to know where these dumb bombs -- and the less-reliable laser-guided bombs -- were dropped: on the battlefield, in cities?
Worthwhile information. And, yes, I'd like details on that last question.
Read the Rest Scale: 3 out of 5 for more detail and opinion.
LILEKS REVIEWS MATRIX. You should read Lileks every day, of course, and I assume you do, which is why I rarely link. (I'm sorry if you Think He's Too Right-Wing Sometimes; a) four out of five dentists have determined he's not; and b) I encourage, in a gentle, New Agey, way, working on getting past that, or you're missing Something.)
Did I mention that there's a Spunky Kid in Zion? An eager Spunky Kid who idolizes Neo? Gosh, Neo, next year I'll be old enough to join a crew, and I was thinking I could join yours! It's as if someone sampled a ladleful of an early draft of the script, pursed their lips, and finally said "Needs more Wesley Crusher. And maybe a dash of Short Round." At one point the Spunky Kid gives Neo a gift from all the other orphan kids down at the Zion Orphanage and Bean-Paste Processing Center. It's a spoon. Get it? A SPOON! Because as we know from the first movie, there is no spoon. Except when there is.
I'm not going to quote him on the building of Zion, or the Metaphysical Nature of Beans, but it's all good.
"But what is good? Do you want the good you are thinking of, or the good you will have?"
"I am not certain. Perhaps Amygdala will know."
"Perhaps. Amygdala knows what is good. Whether it knows whether the good it knows is the good that is right for you only Amygdala will know. You must choose whether you accept what Amygdala says."
So don't accept what our massive editorial staff conclusively says, if you like. See if we care!
Read The Rest Scale: 4.5 out of 5, and don't drink while reading.
"But what if I do not?"
Then you will confuse Harold Ramis with Rick Moranis, and think Chief Engineer Trip is First Officer when T'Pol is.
No, wait, that's what happens if you trust James to check his facts, and use ASCII punctuation marks. Never Mind. (I think that his reference to a mysterious "William Pederson" is actually to "William L. Petersen", star of many things, including CSI and To Live And Die In LA [whose William Friedkin chase scene I believe he's referring to]. But given James' oft-creative way with names, it's hard to be sure.)
REVERSING HISTORY, frequently occupied Poland is one of the three countries now occupying Iraq. More on the upendingly unlikely overall Polish situation.
Poland is the most pro-American country in the world. It is more pro-American than America
-- ADAM MICHNIK, Editor-in-chief of Gazeta Wyborcza
President Aleksander Kwa´sniewski, the man in charge of foreign policy, watched the antiwar movement in Western Europe with a mixture of incomprehension and disgust. When France, Germany and Belgium forced NATO (which Poland recently joined) to reject Turkey's request for antimissile defenses, Kwa´sniewski wondered what solidarity among allies really meant to them. And when Jacques Chirac suggested that Eastern Europe's leaders "missed a good opportunity to stay quiet" after they failed to back his antiwar policy, Kwa´sniewski was furious. In the end, it was like choosing a spouse: a gut feeling about who would make a loyal partner for life. "We had a chance to change the brotherhood of words to the brotherhood of blood," says Marek Siwiec, Kwa´sniewski's National Security Adviser. "And we took it."
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When U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld announced in London on May 2 that Poland was to be one of three countries controlling territory in postwar Iraq, it caught even some senior officials by surprise. Foreign Minister Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz was at an E.U. meeting on the Greek island of Rhodes when the news broke. He visibly blanched, according to one E.U. diplomat who was nearby. "He had no mandate coming from the Polish President; he had no decision from his parliament," said the diplomat.
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A U.S. official does not really disagree, explaining that the Bush Administration, intent on rewarding Poland's support over Iraq, decided to "throw her in at the deep end and let her swim." If it works, Poland could emerge as the equivalent of, say, "a Spain or an Italy," he said. Sink or swim, "it will be an education." Poles recognize the risk of drowning.
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Poland has some peacekeeping experience, but not much cash or equipment: no humvees, no boats to move soldiers on the Tigris and Euphrates, not even a military cargo plane. The military effort got off to a rocky start when Poland suggested Germany might contribute troops too, which the German press dismissed as insolent. But last week, NATO, excluded from a larger role of its own in Iraq, agreed to organize headquarters, communications and other logistics for the Polish-led force, while several countries, including Bulgaria, Ukraine, South Korea and the Philippines, pledged to serve under Polish command. The force is expected to reach 7,000 soldiers before deploying in mid-July, according to a senior Polish defense official.
Meanwhile, Poland's economy remains in the toilet, and they face a referendum in June on whether or not to join the European Union. The bottom line on that last?
Puffing on a Gitanes cigarette at his top-floor office in a leafy Warsaw suburb, Michnik says a yes vote is his dream, a no his nightmare. "I am not an enthusiast of Chirac or [German Chancellor Gerhard] Schroder," he says. "But I prefer them to [Belarusian President Alexander] Lukashenko."
Times are as interesting as ever for Poland, but in general, a heck of a lot better than for most of the twentieth century.
WHAT'D YA SAY?: Lots of interesting articles on advances in speech recognition, and, most intriguingly, a bunch of toll-free phone numbers for test driving speech interfaces here.
Georgia State University researchers have come up with a Web browser that allows people to surf just by thinking.
Previous research has shown that it is possible to move a cursor by controlling neural activity. The researchers' BrainBrowser Internet software is designed to work with the limited mouse movements neural control allows.
The browser window is divided into an upper section that resembles a traditional browser and a lower control section. Common controls like "Home", "Refresh", "Print" and "Back" are grouped in the left-hand corner and provide feedback. When a user focuses his attention on a button, it becomes highlighted, and when the user successfully focuses on clicking the button, it emits a low tone.
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The researchers are working on a virtual keyboard with word prediction technology that will allow users to enter URLs.
The technology will be ready for practical communications applications in two to five years, according to the researchers.
MARIJUANA IS AS DANGEROUS AS HEROIN. According to federal law. It says here. Speaking of drugs, this article in the terribly liberal Washington Times tells us that:
House bill that would provide public funding for ad campaigns to fight medicinal-marijuana initiatives has been turned back because of language that could allow ads to become partisan attacks.
The Republican-sponsored legislation would also allow the movement of drug-enforcement money intended to fight the prevalence of drugs at the state and local level to the coffers of federal agents so they could better police the use of medicinal marijuana.
The bill, sponsored by Rep. Mark Souder, Indiana Republican, would repeal a law that bars White House drug-policy director John Walters from using public funds for "partisan political purposes."
In other words, to target lawmakers who are "soft" on drugs, and to campaign against and fight state laws allowing for medical use of marijuana, etc.
The good news is that this (sponsored by a Republican) provision was rejected; the bad news is that it stood a serious chance of passing.
THE BIO-WEAPONS WE'VE NOT YET FOUND are, according toTime, Uday and Qusay;
Saddam's nastiest biological weapons may have been his sons Uday and Qusay.
Long, horrifying, set of accounts, reportedly after examination of many documents and interviews with many witnesses and former Hussein employees, of the horror and terror of the sons, particularly Uday.
Read The Rest Scale: to be nauseated. Even if you discount for propaganda purposes served, and likely interviewee desire to please an interviewer.
THE FLEEING TEXAS LAWMAKERS and the Republican dragnet to catch them, which went over the line, is a story Thomas Nephew of Newsrack has been on top of, among others, including nailing down whether Tom DeLay was correct in claiming that FAA numbers are available via the internet. Surprise! They aren't.
Where have I heard this one before? Houston Chronicle: Malfunction blamed for gap on DPS tape:
Texas state police officials on Monday blamed a faulty duplication machine for a five-hour gap in a Capitol security tape that was given to a House committee investigating how authorities handled the Democratic walkout. [...]
"It's odd that it was the day and time that we wanted," [committee chairman] Bailey said. "It's fine all week, except for that one period."
BUFFY SPOILERS if you're not an American and thus may be a season behind: don't read this post.
But here is confirmation that Spike (James Marsters) will overcome not just death, but utter and complete discorporation, in the final episode of Buffy to -- somehow -- move toAngel next series.
Jordan Levin, president of The WB Entertainment, isn't sure how the character might be reintroduced to the world of the living. "We're awaiting word from (creator Joss Whedon) on that," Levin says. "I'm sure he'll figure out a way."
Other "Buffy" characters are scheduled to make appearances on "Angel" next season. However, Charisma Carpenter, who played Cordelia on both shows, will not return.
It's fantasy, so it's not the biggest deal in the multiverse to pop back in from some other dimension where you've been re-incorporated, or existing in non-corporeal form, or simply utterly non-existent, after all. Too bad about Cordy, though; hope Carpenter has good prospects lined up elsewhere, and that's why she's leaving; it's understandable; she's not getting any younger, and the market in Hollywood for female actors once they're over 40 remains absymal.
EVER WANT TO TALK TO GOD? Unfortunately, a lot of people do, so this woman in Florida with the phone number given for her/it/him in Bruce Almighty, the new Jim Carrey film, well:
In the film, Carrey stars as a mortal who receives the powers of God. The character of God tries to reach Carrey's character by repeatedly leaving a phone number on his pager.
But instead of the usual 555 prefix used by most television shows and films, God's number is a common exchange -- one too common for Jenkins' liking. It's her cell phone number.
She's been getting about 20 calls per hour, with callers asking for God before hanging up.
The same number in several area codes leads to other real people and businesses, as detailed in the story. Ah, for the good old days when "555" was protection. But: hello, lawsuits!
Read The Rest Scale: 1.5 out of 5 for a bit more detail.
WHAT DID THE WHITE HOUSE KNOW AND WHEN DID IT KNOW IT?: Newsweek's Michael Isikoff reports:
Why is the Bush administration blocking the release of an 800-page congressional report about 9-11? The bipartisan report deals with law-enforcement and intelligence failures that preceded the attacks. For months, congressional leaders and administration officials have battled over declassifying the document, preventing a public release once slated for this week.
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AMONG THE PORTIONS of the report the administration refuses to declassify, sources say, are chapters dealing with two politically and diplomatically sensitive issues: the details of daily intelligence briefings given to Bush in the summer of 2001 and evidence pointing to Saudi government ties to Al Qaeda. Bush officials have taken such a hard line, sources say, that they're refusing to permit the release of matters already in the public domain -- including the existence of intelligence documents referred to on the CIA Web site.
Katharine Mieszkowski of Saloninterviews Schlossberg about it (you have to wade past the Salon ad). One fact mentioned is that 20,000 Americans are in federal prison for pot offenses.
Since the book went to the printer, I got sent a clipping from Alabama. This principal of an Alabama high school was pissed off that kids were smoking pot. So, he invited in cops ... One of the undercover agents at the school bought three ounces from a high school senior who had never been arrested for any crime, had never been charged with any crime before in his life.
He sold three ounces to an undercover cop, and they made an example of him. He got 26 years. That's a lot of time for pot, and it's based on this very moralistic view of what's permissible, and what's not permissible.
On Bill Bennett:
And his explanation, I think, is a beautiful one when applied to many other things in life.
When asked about his gambling, he said: It's like drinking. If you can't handle it, don't do it. That's fine for him to say about gambling, which was illegal across the United States, everywhere except Nevada, as recently as 1978, but he clearly has no problem with marijuana offenders getting massive prison sentences. I think that smoking pot is probably not as harmful for you as compulsive gambling.
These are very arbitrary decisions about where the market is free, and where the market is restricted.
The economic essentials of pot:
A bushel of corn sells for $2, and a bushel of marijuana for $70,000. And those are the workings of the market right there. When you start sentencing people to life in prison for marijuana, you greatly increase the value of marijuana.
This is a weed. It grows wild in all 50 states. It's hard to kill. Most of us who couldn't grow a thing could probably grow some marijuana if we wanted to. So, in the absence of these really tough laws against it, it's not going to be a very lucrative commodity.
NATALIE SOLENT, now flagellating herself every day.
But never boring. Fear not, Natalie! You shall never compete, methinks, with The Dullest Blog In The World. But you're even more entertaining! Plus! Special Added Crunchy Informativeness!
Most immediately, the U.N. is facing that test in the Democratic Republic of Congo, where seven hundred poorly armed U.N. peacekeepers in the northeastern Ituri region have watched helplessly over the past few weeks as massacres by tribal militias have filled graves with fresh corpses at about the same clip that the dead of Saddam Hussein's reign of terror have been exhumed in Iraq.
Accounts of the horror in Ituri have the quality of Hieronymus Bosch's grotesque tableaux of apocalypse: torched villages; macheted babies in the streets; stoned child warriors indulging in cannibalism and draping themselves with the entrails of their victims; peacekeepers -- mostly Uruguayans -- using their guns only to drive off waves of frantic civilians seeking refuge in their already overflowing compound; a quarter of a million people in frenzied flight from their homes. For nearly five years, such suffering has plagued much of the eastern Congo along the tangled battle lines of warring political and tribal factions, stirred up and spurred on by the occupying armies of neighboring Rwanda and Uganda. Hundreds of thousands of Congolese have been killed in the fighting, and many more have died as a consequence of the displacement, disease, and hunger that attend it. By any measure, Congo is one of the most hellish places on earth, and of all the hells within that hell Ituri province has come to be known as the most infernal.
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"We've been sending messages every day to New York that this was going to happen, that we need more troops," the French commander of the U.N. peacekeepers told a reporter. "Nothing was done." This has become a routine scenario: massacres foretold, warnings ignored, slaughter erupting under the noses of U.N. forces with useless mandates. The mutilated remains of two peacekeepers were found in Bunia last week, and the commander, who has given shelter to some thirteen thousand civilians, was slashed with a machete at the gates of his compound.
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WE'RE INCORRUPTIBLE! is what the FCC would be happy to have everyone believe. Isn't it nice that those nice people who are about to let corporations own as many tv stations and newspapers as they like let those same folks pay for millions of dollars in FCC trips?
From May 22nd:
Vegas. Rio. 'Frisco. Paris. The Big Easy. Over the past eight years, Federal Communications Commission officials have taken 2,500 business trips to global tourist spots, most of which were paid for by the media and telecommunications companies the agency oversees, according to a study to be released today.
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FCC officials accepted $2.8 million in free trips, mainly to industry conventions, academic symposia and technical forums. The top destination -- Las Vegas, with 330 trips -- is the site of many media industry conventions, such as annual gatherings put on by the National Association of Broadcasters. The second-most popular destination for FCC officials was New Orleans, with 173 trips, followed by New York (102 trips) and London (98 trips), the study said.
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The NAB paid the most, spending $191,472 on trips, the study said, followed by the National Cable & Telecommunications Association ($172,636) and the Consumer Electronics Manufacturers Association ($149,285). Last November, a group of technology firms paid $2,646 to fly FCC Commissioner Kathleen Q. Abernathy to a two-day conference in Montpellier, France.
I've not seen anyone else blogging on this nice form of legal corruption and bribe-taking. Bloggers? Go groundswell and echo-chamb, hokay?
OH, DEAR. The kilogram is getting lighter. This won't do. It simply won't do. Something must be done!
In these girth-conscious times, even weight itself has weight issues. The kilogram is getting lighter, scientists say, sowing potential confusion over a range of scientific endeavor.
The kilogram is defined by a platinum-iridium cylinder, cast in England in 1889. No one knows why it is shedding weight, at least in comparison with other reference weights, but the change has spurred an international search for a more stable definition.
"It's certainly not helpful to have a standard that keeps changing," says Peter Becker, a scientist at the Federal Standards Laboratory here, an institution of 1,500 scientists dedicated entirely to improving the ability to measure things precisely.
Even the apparent change of 50 micrograms in the kilogram -- less than the weight of a grain of salt -- is enough to distort careful scientific calculations.
Dr. Becker is leading a team of international researchers seeking to redefine the kilogram as a number of atoms of a selected element. Other scientists, including researchers at the National Institute of Standards and Technology in Washington, are developing a competing technology to define the kilogram using a complex mechanism known as the watt balance.
Interestingly:
The final recommendation will be made by the International Committee on Weights and Measures, a body created by international treaty in 1875. The agency guards the international reference kilogram and keeps it in a heavily guarded safe in a château outside Paris. It is visited once a year, under heavy security, by the only three people to have keys to the safe. The weight change has been noted on the occasions it has been removed for measurement.
Aha! A perfidious French plot! Clearly they can't be trusted to weigh in on this. Also:
A total of 80 copies of the reference kilogram have been created and distributed to signatories of the metric treaty. The sometimes colorful history of these small metal cylinders underscores how long the world has used the same definition of the kilogram.
Some of the metal plugs were issued to countries that later vanished, including Serbia and the Dutch East Indies. The Japanese had to surrender theirs after World War II. Germany has acquired several weights, including the one issued to Bavaria in 1889 and the one that belonged to East Germany.
German imperialism! Tsk.
Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5 for more precise details on this weighty issue.
LOVELY. Some (certainly not all) Christian evangelicals are busily dissing Islam at the grassroots level, now, as well as at the level of Franklin Graham, et al.
But although the teacher, an evangelical preacher from Beirut, stressed the need to avoid offending Muslims, he projected a snappy PowerPoint presentation showing passages from the Koran that he said proved Islam was regressive, fraudulent and violent.
"Here in the Koran, it says slay them, slay the infidels!" said the teacher, who said he did not want to be identified because being a missionary to Muslims put his life at risk. "In the Bible there are no words from Jesus saying we should kill innocent people."
At the grass roots of evangelical Christianity, many are now absorbing the antipathy for Islam that emerged last year with the incendiary comments of ministers like Franklin Graham, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Jerry Vines, the former president of the Southern Baptist Convention. Mr. Graham called Islam "a very evil and wicked religion, and Mr. Vines called Muhammad, Islam's founder and prophet, a "demon-possessed pedophile."
In evangelical churches and seminaries across the country, lectures and books criticizing Islam and promoting strategies for Muslim conversions are gaining currency. More than a dozen recently published critiques of Islam are now available in Christian bookstores.
High school junior Dominique Houston is a straight-A student enrolled in honors and Advanced Placement classes at Northview High School in Covina. She is a candidate for class valedictorian and hopes to double-major in marine biology and political science in college, preferably UCLA or the University of San Diego.
But the 17-year-old said she has written only one research paper during her high school career. It was three pages long, examining the habits of beluga whales.
Houston frets over whether she will be able to handle assignments for long, footnoted research papers once she gets to college.
"Bibliographies? We don't really even know how to do those. I don't even know how I would write a 15-page paper. I don't even know how I would begin," she said.
Her experience appears to be increasingly common. Across the country, high school English and social studies teachers have cut back or simply abandoned the traditional term paper.
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A report by the National Commission on Writing in America's Schools and Colleges, a panel of academics gathered by the College Board, found that 75% of high school seniors never receive writing assignments in history or social studies.
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The study also found that a major research and writing project required in the senior year of high school "has become an educational curiosity, something rarely assigned." In addition, the report found that, by the first year of college, more than 50% of freshmen are unable to analyze or synthesize information or produce papers free of language errors.
BEST. BLOGGER. ANALYSIS. EVER. I neglected to blog this while I was sick. It is utterly true, and it's, um, leading conclusion, is the most insightful, accurate, appraisal I've ever read by a blogger.
MOSCOW - Paul McCartney's dream to perform in Red Square came true Saturday with the former Beatle capping off a sold-out concert with a rousing rendition of "Back in the U.S.S.R."
It was a dream come true for fans, too, who turned out nearly 20,000 strong for the concert near Lenin's mausoleum and Stalin's grave.
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Back in the 1980s, McCartney had tried to get into Russia but was told a concert was out of the question.
This time, he got the red-carpet treatment, including a meeting with President Vladimir Putin, who confessed that in Soviet times the Beatles were considered "propaganda of an alien ideology."
Putin, an ex-KGB agent, had no such hang-ups Saturday, giving McCartney and his wife, Heather Mills, a personally guided tour of the Kremlin.
In return, McCartney serenaded Putin with "Let it Be."
WHAT DOES THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY DO?Branding.
Tom Ridge has a 9 o'clock with John Ashcroft. But Ashcroft is running late so Ridge is left to putter outside the Attorney General's office. He is performing what is, in essence, the soul of his job -- waiting.
There is macro waiting, for Something Awful to Happen. And micro waiting, like this. Ridge checks his watch: 9:05. No sign of Ashcroft. He picks up the USA Today sports page while an Ashcroft aide compliments his peach-pink tie. "It's never boring in the Department of Justice," he says to the aide. "Never boring at all."
The Secretary of Homeland Security checks his watch again: 9:07. Ashcroft walks in three minutes later.
The two share an extended handshake, one of those Washington celebrity clenches that persist for several seconds and that, one suspects, is done for the benefit of people watching. One suspects this because Ashcroft and Ridge were together just an hour earlier.
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Nearly all politicians care about branding -- just as Procter & Gamble fixates on creating positive "brand awareness" about Crest, Cheer, Pampers and Pepto-Bismol. But Ridge is the rare public official who uses the term. He is attuned to small details of his department's "visual brand." These include the creation of DHS logos, patches and signs.
Ridge aide Susan Neely, a self-described "marketing and communications professional," says her job is to oversee "the branding of the Department of Homeland Security" -- its agencies, its mission and its secretary. In Washington terms, Neely is Ridge's assistant secretary for public affairs. "'Brand' is just a jargon word for identity,'" she says.
But the word also carries connotations of salesmanship, and Ridge is selling the brand hard. His work and his realm are in a formative stage. He wants Americans to know he's doing more than just waiting.
He wants to make the "respected brands" of the Homeland Security agencies (FEMA, Customs, Coast Guard) as powerful as the brands of the U.S. military (Army, Navy, Air Force).
I feel safe now.
When Ridge started, during the anthrax crisis:
(Comedian Jon Stewart said Ridge was issuing an alert for "partly evil around Texas and Oklahoma while, in the Midwest, morning evil will give way to afternoon skulduggery.")
HOW LIVID?: On Tony Blair's reaction to Peter "he's just another backbencher" Mandelson's recent comments on the state of affairs between Blair and Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown:
'Tony is livid,' one of the Prime Minister's closest aides told me the day after Mr Mandelson let it all it hang out at a lunch with female journalists. On the Richter Scale of lividness, how livid would that be? 'A definite 10. Totally livid, absolutely livid, never more livid, staring out of the window and into outer space livid.'
So he's not happy, then?
Read The Rest Scale: depending on your interest in British Cabinet politics; if high, 4 out of 5.
WHEN I DIE, I'll have justified my life if anyone were to write anything one tenth as nice about me as what Nelson Mandela so eloquently wrote about his compatriate for sixty-two years, Walter Sisulu.
Read The Rest Scale: 4.5 out of 5. (Please don't leave me comments noting that that these men were Commies, or somesuch; it's not relevant here.)
I'LL BUY THAT FOR A QUARTER. Speaking of the demand for versions of Western products in Iraq, as I was, is this a harbinger for the rest of Iraq?
ULAYMANIYAH, Iraq -- This dusty town near the Iranian border does not yet have a McDonald's. But it does have a MaDonal, as well as a Matbax, both of which sell cheeseburgers and french fries using an unmistakably familiar pair of golden arches. It is the only city in Iraq with mobile telephone service and has dozens of shops selling electronics. It has liquor stores with shelves full of Tennessee whiskey and Dutch beer, plus Internet cafes offering espresso.
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Now, with Hussein gone and market forces beginning to seep into Iraq, the Kurdish areas of the north seem likely to take the lead in the development of a private sector, serving as a sort of incubator for capitalism in the rest of the country. Trading networks are already established here, with merchants well versed in how to move products into Iraq from neighboring Turkey and Iran.
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Sulaymaniyah today is a place that feels unlike the rest of Iraq, a place where money can fetch what it desires and the traditional mores that prevail elsewhere generally do not obstruct the selling of product. It is a place that feels prosperous, as evidenced by Swiss watches on many a wrist and the BMWs ubiquitous in the traffic.
At a cafe in the lobby of the Sulaymaniyah Palace Hotel on a recent afternoon, patrons in well-tailored clothes sipped bottled peach juice from Turkey as they watched music videos on a large-screen television -- Abba, followed by an animated sketch featuring a pair of women in bikinis exploring Miami in a convertible adorned with vanity plates: "Make Luv."
Down the street....
There are 85 ways, at least, for things to go terribly wrong in Iraq. But there's also potential for, five, ten years, from now, Iraq to be highly prosperous. One can hope.
DON'T SIT UNDER THAT APPLE TREE WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME:
Two arts students intend to grow trees whose DNA has been spliced with that of humans, giving a whole new meaning to eating apples called Granny Smiths.
The scheme would replace the unused, or "junk", DNA in the trees' chromosomes with the non-junk parts of the human donor's, to create a hybrid where the human genes were inactive, but still present in every cell of the plant - including any fruit.
The intention was to create a modern form of memorial, said Georg Tremmel and Shiho Fukuhara, of the Interaction Design Department at the Royal College of Art. "We are interested in the moral, ethical and social issues this new kind of tree will raise," Mr Tremmel said. "How will a person's approach to a tree change, if the tree carries human DNA? Will it still be just a tree, or will it be more?"
They have at least the seed of an idea here; will it take root?
MAGNANIMOUS IN VICTORY doesn't always apply to one's own soldiers. Good backgrounder on the much-written about Col. Tim Collins, famed now both for his pre-war speech and for the recent investigation into allegations made against him. Lastest news is the revelation that he is former SAS.
Most of those who witnessed his conduct in Iraq say that he met his own criteria - "ferocious in battle and magnanimous in victory". The real issue is where the line between battle and victory should be drawn. Three decades of conflict in his owns native Northern Ireland have failed to deliver a decisive answer to that question.
Church leaders in moral spin over pole-dancing on a Scottish island.
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As if the introduction of Sunday flights were not enough for the staunchly Presbyterian island of Lewis, church leaders are now facing a greater threat to the alleged moral purity of the Scottish community.
Last night, Lewis's inhabitants were treated to a pole-dancing competition, raising fears that the event could "open the door to other forms of eroticism".
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When the first Sunday flights landed at Stornoway in October last year, Iain MacDonald, of the Lord's Day Observance Society, warned it was "the first step in a gradual moral and physical decline".
Yesterday the Rev Iain Campbell, the minister at Back Free Church, admitted that the Heb event had caused him concern. "I don't think this is healthy." he said. "People will be exposed to a temptation that they could easily drift into. The morals of our nation and islands continue to drift further from the absolute standard of God's law."
Good thing they've not gotten wind of the Astral Leauge.
THE BUFFY PARADIGM is re-visited by Dissent magazine, finding different lessons than Anthony Cordesman's paper (which I wrote about here on August 5th of last year).
Read The Rest Scale: 2.5 out of 5; I'm mostly simply amused at how widespread use of Buffy metaphor has become in the unlikeliest places.
THE AFFAIR OF THE BROWN BUNNY: The Canne Film Festival has been going on, and Roger Ebert has been reporting, as always.
CANNES, France -- The Affair of the Brown Bunny, one of the most astonishing episodes in the history of the Cannes Film Festival, took another turn Friday when director Vincent Gallo apologized for his film and said, "It is a disaster and a waste of time."
Gallo's "Brown Bunny," which screened as one of three American entries in the official competition, was the lowest-rated film in the history of Screen International, the British trade paper that tabulates votes of a panel of critics. It was booed and laughed at during its screenings, there were countless walkouts, and its inclusion as an official selection called into question the judgment, even the sanity, of the programmers. That several French critics liked it was, Gallo said, "almost like salt in the wound."
But that is not the headline. The news is that on Tuesday night, Cannes showed a film so shockingly bad that it created a scandal here on the Riviera not because of sex, violence or politics, but simply because of its awfulness.
Those who saw Vincent Gallo's "The Brown Bunny" have been gathering ever since, with hushed voices and sad smiles, to discuss how wretched it was. Those who missed it hope to get tickets, for no other film has inspired such discussion. "The worst film in the history of the festival," I told a TV crew posted outside the theater. I have not seen every film in the history of the festival, yet I feel my judgment will stand.
Imagine 90 tedious minutes of a man driving across America in a van. Imagine long shots through a windshield as it collects bug splats. Imagine not one but two scenes in which he stops for gas. Imagine a long shot on the Bonneville Salt Flats where he races his motorcycle until it disappears as a speck in the distance, followed by another shot in which a speck in the distance becomes his motorcycle. Imagine a film so unendurably boring that at one point, when he gets out of his van to change his shirt, there is applause.
And then, after half the audience has walked out and those who remain stay because they will never again see a film so amateurish, narcissistic, self-indulgent and bloody-minded, imagine a scene where the hero's lost girl reappears, performs fellatio in a hard-core scene and then reveals the sad truth of their relationship.
Of Vincent Gallo, the film's star, writer, producer, director, editor and only begetter, it can be said that this talented actor must have been out of his mind to (a) make this film and (b) allow it to be seen.
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That this film was admitted into Cannes as an Official Selection is inexplicable. By no standard, through no lens, in any interpretation, does it qualify for Cannes. The quip is: This is the most anti-American film at Cannes, because it is so anti-American to show it as an example of American filmmaking.
Roger tends to hold back his feelings. I think this all may be his subtle attempt to sneak out his artfully hidden opinion that BB is not the best film it could have been.
Read The Rest Scale: 2.5 out of 5 for entertainment.
Nipples are tricky. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and shades. They do not, as a rule, look like much of anything, aside from nipples. So resist making dumbshit comparisons.
As perhaps the clearest evidence yet of the computing power of sophisticated but inexpensive video-game consoles, the National Center for Supercomputing Applications at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign has assembled a supercomputer from an army of Sony PlayStation 2's.
The resulting system, with components purchased at retail prices, cost a little more than $50,000. The center's researchers believe the system may be capable of a half trillion operations a second, well within the definition of supercomputer, although it may not rank among the world's 500 fastest supercomputers.
I wonder how few years it will be before a Sony PlayStation model has the same power as one of today's 500 fastest supercomputers?
Naturally, the PlayStations are being run on Linux; interestingly, it took only 70 of them together to rank as a "supercomputer." Cultural Observation:
While the most advanced computing technologies have historically been developed first for large corporate users and military contractors, increasingly the fastest computers are being developed for the consumer market and for products meant to be placed under Christmas trees.
Another detail:
But they noted that the computer was already running useful calculations on quantum chromodynamics, or QCD, simulations. QCD is a theory concerning the so-called strong interactions that bind elementary particles like quarks and gluons together to form hadrons, the constituents of nuclear matter.
On PlayStations. Who is writing this novel we're living in?
Read The Rest Scale: 2.5 out of 5 for a bit more detail.
I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD: Brian Linse, friend of Warren Zevon, and Ain'tNoBadDude, notes:
If all went as scheduled, Warren Zevon's last album should now be mixed and ready for an August release. The album's title during the recording sessions was tentatively, My Dirty Life And Times, but will now be released as The Wind.
Our nation is at war and the conditions on the battlefield are constantly in flux. It is difficult to gather and process the information needed for a meaningful situation analysis. Therefore, it is almost impossible to provide informed opinions and assessments at his early stage of the conflict.
Punditwatch is not going to grasp at the ether of pundit speculation and opinion on this war until enough time has passed to make it informed speculation and opinion. I trust David Brooks and Mark Shields to tell me who's up and who's down in the political arena. I don't trust them to tell me where a war is and where it's going after only 10 days.
Punditwatch will return when the fog of war lifts.
Five Claudes. Count on John Markoff for another earth-shattering expose.
Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5 for details on one of Microsoft's defense plays against Linux by "giving away" MS software to non-profits (decent story, non-props for the headline).
[S]omeone on al-Muajaha (before you start wondering, the "salam" who works for Muajaha is not me) was out in the streets a couple of days ago asking "where is saddam?". the best answer he got was from a 10 year old kid:
THUMB-SUCKER ON THE STATE OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY from Adam Clymer ("that asshole") here. Dolorous and predictable, many of the cliches remain correct:
As Peter Hart, a veteran Democratic pollster, put it: "My biggest problem with the Democratic Party is we think tactically and not strategically -- one election at a time." Mr. Hart said, "We take the issue we can exploit, but we don't take the party and say this is what we are about." The effect, he said, is that "we always seem to be buffeted by what's in the political winds."
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The party suffers when it is blinded to everything but the demand of one faction.
Damn straight. Potential good news?
Another project nearing realization is the creation of a foundation like that of the conservative Heritage research group. The Democrats' organization will be led by John D. Podesta, President Clinton's last chief of staff. In September, Mr. Podesta said he expected to open the tentatively named American Majority Institute as "a think tank that both generates new ideas and provides a hard-hitting and consistent critique of the conservatives."
More, obvious, bad news?
But Democratic efforts to build a new infrastructure pale next to the layers of affiliated political groups, research groups and like-minded media organs that the Republicans have fortified over the decades, especially since the election of Mr. Reagan as president in 1980. And, as Mr. Hart noted, Democrats are not trying to make inroads into Republican constituencies, like white male conservatives (who gave Mr. Gore only 11 percent of their votes in 2000) the way Republicans are going after African-Americans and Hispanics.
This last is, particularly, is a classic blunder.
The overall tone, inevitably, of this piece is defensive and depressed. The corresponding, previous, profile of the Republican party state portrays them as, understandably, triumphalist.
Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5 only if you're a junkie of US politics, in which case you've probably already read these.
THINGS GO BETTER WITH KUFAH COLA. There's been a lot of recent smoke and heat about the Meaning and Place and Trustworthiness of "Salem Pax."
Most of which, aside from some responses, has left me wide-eyed in wonder, because I always thought it was perfectly obvious where SP was coming from (metaphorically and literally speaking), and I've never had the hallucination that he was, or there exists anywhere, an "objective" utterly reliable observer.
As Jeff Jarvis has observed (I'm too lazy to provide a link at the moment), observers are commonly worthwhile without being deemed either objective or reliable.
Point being, everyone gets their own bit out of "Salem Pax." Here's mine for the moment:
I am not so sure about the juice place so we decide on canned fizzy drinks. Kufa-Cola. Iraqi Shia soft drinks (Kufa is a city with an important Shia mosque), how good is that? I bet "god's great miracle" al-hakiem only drinks Kufah Cola.
While sipping on our blessed cokes Riyadh, one of the older volunteers tells us about an army training camp where families have taken shelter after their houses were bombed or couldn't pay the rent the last two months when the country came to a stand still.
(With accompanying picture, one of many many in this entry.)
My observation: of course it was impossible for a Western company to have a soft drink, a cola, franchise in Iraq in modern times. But evidently there was a demand for a canned fizzy soft drink, a cola. Solution?
Kufah Cola! (Shouldn't that be "Kufa Kola"?)
It's Iraqi! It's not part of the evil Western imperialist conspiracy! It's Islamic! It's Shia! It's Kufah!
More power to them, though I can't help but wonder if there is anything that makes Kufah Cola particularly Islamic, let alone Shiite. And will western cola companies be coming to Iraq soon? How soon? Or will Iraqi political resistance keep them out? Will Coke or Pepsi win this international battle (remember who won Red China and who won the Soviet Union Cola Battles?)?
Microcosmic cultural stories can give fascinating fractal understanding of larger political issues, sometimes (other times, just a good illusion/delusion that they do). I'll be fascinated to see how this one unfolds.
Read The Rest Of Salem Pax: 5 out of 5. Ohmigod, he has a point of view, and biases. Heavens!
