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"The brain is wider than the sky,
For, put them side by side,
The one the other will include
With ease, and you beside"
-- Emily Dickinson


"We will pursue peace as if there is no terrorism and fight terrorism as if there is no peace."
-- Yitzhak Rabin


"I have thought it my duty to exhibit things as they are, not as they ought to be."
-- Alexander Hamilton


"The stakes are too high for government to be a spectator sport."
-- Barbara Jordan


"Under democracy, one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule -- and both commonly succeed, and are right."
-- H. L. Mencken


"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt


"The only completely consistent people are the dead."
-- Aldous Huxley


"I have had my solutions for a long time; but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them."
-- Karl F. Gauss


"Whatever evils either reason or declamation have imputed to extensive empire, the power of Rome was attended with some beneficial consequences to mankind; and the same freedom of intercourse which extended the vices, diffused likewise the improvements of social life."
-- Edward Gibbon


"Augustus was sensible that mankind is governed by names; nor was he deceived in his expectation, that the senate and people would submit to slavery, provided they were respectfully assured that they still enjoyed their ancient freedom."
-- Edward Gibbon


"There exists in human nature a strong propensity to depreciate the advantages, and to magnify the evils, of the present times."
-- Edward Gibbon


"Our youth now loves luxuries. They have bad manners, contempt for authority. They show disrespect for elders and they love to chatter instead of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants, of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
-- Socrates


"Before impugning an opponent's motives, even when they legitimately may be impugned, answer his arguments."
-- Sidney Hook


"Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness."
-- Sidney Hook


"Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson


"We take, and must continue to take, morally hazardous actions to preserve our civilization. We must exercise our power. But we ought neither to believe that a nation is capable of perfect disinterestedness in its exercise, nor become complacent about particular degrees of interest and passion which corrupt the justice by which the exercise of power is legitimized."
-- Reinhold Niebuhr


"Faced with the choice of all the land without a Jewish state or a Jewish state without all the land, we chose a Jewish state without all the land."
-- David Ben-Gurion


"...the proscribing any citizen as unworthy the public confidence by laying upon him an incapacity of being called to offices of trust and emolument, unless he profess or renounce this or that religious opinion, is depriving him injuriously of those privileges and advantages to which, in common with his fellow citizens, he has a natural right; that it tends also to corrupt the principles of that very religion it is meant to encourage, by bribing, with a monopoly of worldly honours and emoluments, those who will externally profess and conform to it; that though indeed these are criminals who do not withstand such temptation, yet neither are those innocent who lay the bait in their way; that the opinions of men are not the object of civil government, nor under its jurisdiction; that to suffer the civil magistrate to intrude his powers into the field of opinion and to restrain the profession or propagation of principles on supposition of their ill tendency is a dangerous fallacy, which at once destroys all religious liberty, because he being of course judge of that tendency will make his opinions the rule of judgment, and approve or condemn the sentiments of others only as they shall square with or differ from his own; that it is time enough for the rightful purposes of civil government for its officers to interfere when principles break out into overt acts against peace and good order; and finally, that truth is great and will prevail if left to herself; that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict unless by human interposition disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate; errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is permitted freely to contradict them.
-- Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, Thomas Jefferson


"We don't live just by ideas. Ideas are part of the mixture of customs and practices, intuitions and instincts that make human life a conscious activity susceptible to improvement or debasement. A radical idea may be healthy as a provocation; a temperate idea may be stultifying. It depends on the circumstances. One of the most tiresome arguments against ideas is that their "tendency" is to some dire condition -- to totalitarianism, or to moral relativism, or to a war of all against all."
-- Louis Menand


"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."
-- Dante Alighieri


"He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers."
-- Henry B. Adams


"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to beg in the streets, steal bread, or sleep under a bridge."
-- Anatole France


"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle."
-- Edmund Burke


"Education does not mean that we have become certified experts in business or mining or botany or journalism or epistemology; it means that through the absorption of the moral, intellectual, and esthetic inheritance of the race we have come to understand and control ourselves as well as the external world; that we have chosen the best as our associates both in spirit and the flesh; that we have learned to add courtesy to culture, wisdom to knowledge, and forgiveness to understanding."
-- Will Durant


"Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?"
-- Herman Melville


"The most important political office is that of the private citizen."
-- Louis D. Brandeis


"If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable."
-- Louis D. Brandeis


"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
-- Louis D. Brandeis


"It is an error to suppose that books have no influence; it is a slow influence, like flowing water carving out a canyon, but it tells more and more with every year; and no one can pass an hour a day in the society of sages and heroes without being lifted up a notch or two by the company he has kept."
-- Will Durant


"When you write, you’re trying to transpose what you’re thinking into something that is less like an annoying drone and more like a piece of music."
-- Louis Menand


"Sex is a continuum."
-- Gore Vidal


"I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state."
-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to the Baptists of Danbury, Connecticut, 1802.


"The sum of our religion is peace and unanimity, but these can scarcely stand unless we define as little as possible, and in many things leave one free to follow his own judgment, because there is great obscurity in many matters, and man suffers from this almost congenital disease that he will not give in when once a controversy is started, and after he is heated he regards as absolutely true that which he began to sponsor quite casually...."
-- Desiderius Erasmus


"Are we to have a censor whose imprimatur shall say what books may be sold, and what we may buy? And who is thus to dogmatize religious opinions for our citizens? Whose foot is to be the measure to which ours are all to be cut or stretched? Is a priest to be our inquisitor, or shall a layman, simple as ourselves, set up his reason as the rule of what we are to read, and what we must disbelieve?"
-- Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to N. G. Dufief, Philadelphia bookseller, 1814


"We are told that it is only people's objective actions that matter, and their subjective feelings are of no importance. Thus pacifists, by obstructing the war effort, are 'objectively' aiding the Nazis; and therefore the fact that they may be personally hostile to Fascism is irrelevant. I have been guilty of saying this myself more than once. The same argument is applied to Trotskyism. Trotskyists are often credited, at any rate by Communists, with being active and conscious agents of Hitler; but when you point out the many and obvious reasons why this is unlikely to be true, the 'objectively' line of talk is brought forward again. To criticize the Soviet Union helps Hitler: therefore 'Trotskyism is Fascism'. And when this has been established, the accusation of conscious treachery is usually repeated. This is not only dishonest; it also carries a severe penalty with it. If you disregard people's motives, it becomes much harder to foresee their actions."
-- George Orwell, "As I Please," Tribune, 8 December 1944


"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If 'needy' were a turn-on?"
-- "Aaron Altman," Broadcast News


"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."
-- Lewis Thomas


"To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever a child. For what is man's lifetime unless the memory of past events is woven with those of earlier times?"
-- Cicero


"Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue." -- François, duc de La Rochefoucauld


"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it." -- Samuel Johnson, Life Of Johnson


"Very well, what did my critics say in attacking my character? I must read out their affidavit, so to speak, as though they were my legal accusers: Socrates is guilty of criminal meddling, in that he inquires into things below the earth and in the sky, and makes the weaker argument defeat the stronger, and teaches others to follow his example." -- Socrates, via Plato, The Republic


"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself."
-- Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign


"Remember, Robin: evil is a pretty bad thing."
-- Batman


"Being evil is not a full-time job."
-- James Lileks



 

 
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Farber's First Fundamental of Blogging:
If your idea of making an insightful point is to make fun of people's names, or refer to them by rilly clever labels such as "The Big Me" or "The Shrub," chances are high that I'm not reading your blog. The same applies if you refer to a group of people by disparaging terms such as "the Donks" or "the pals." (Note: I have to say I don't give that much of a damn any more.)


Farber's Second Fundamental of Blogging:
The more interested you are in scoring a "point" for a political "team," a "side," than in exploring the validity or value of an idea, the less interested I am in what you're saying.
(Note: Partially suspended for the Duration. Later note: forget I ever said this.)


Farber's Third Fundamental of Blogging:
If you see a link on another blog, and use it, credit the blog.


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People I've known and still miss include Isaac Asimov, rich brown, Charles Burbee, F. M. "Buzz" Busby, Terry Carr, A. Vincent Clarke, George Alec Effinger, Bill & Sherry Fesselmeyer, George Flynn, John Milo "Mike" Ford. John Foyster, Jay Haldeman, Chuch Harris, Mike Hinge, Lee Hoffman, Terry Hughes, Damon Knight, Ross Pavlac, Bruce Pelz, Elmer Perdue, Tom Perry, Larry Propp, Bill Rotsler, Art Saha, Bob Shaw, Martin Smith, Harry Stubbs, Bob Tucker, Harry Warner, Jr., Jack Williamson, Walter A. Willis, Susan Wood, Kate Worley, and Roger Zelazny. It's just a start. And She of whom I must write someday.


You Like Me, You Really Like Me

...Darn: I saw that Gary had commented on this thread, and thought: oh. my. god. Perfect storm. Unstoppable cannonball, immovable object. -- Hilzoy

...I think Gary Farber is a blogging god. -- P.Z. Myers, Pharyngula.

Gary Farber is your one-man internet as always, with posts on every article there is.
-- Fafnir

Every single post in that part of Amygdala visible on my screen is either funny or bracing or important. Is it always like this?
-- Natalie Solent

You nailed it... nice job."
-- James Lileks

Guessing that Gary is ignorant of anything that has ever been written down is, in my experience, unwise.
Just saying.

-- Hilzoy

Where would the blogosphere be without the Guardian? Guardian fish-barreling is now a venerable tradition. Yet even within this tradition, I don't believe there has ever been a more extensive and thorough essay than this one, from Gary Farber's fine blog. Gary appears to have examined every single thing that Guardian/Observer columnist Mary Ridell has ever written. He ties it all together, reaches inevitable conclusion. An archive can be a weapon.
-- Dr. Frank

Isn't Gary a cracking blogger, apropos of nothing in particular?
-- Alison Scott

I usually read you and Patrick several times a day, and I always get something from them. You've got great links, intellectually honest commentary, and a sense of humor. What's not to like?
-- Ted Barlow

...writer[s] I find myself checking out repeatedly when I'm in the mood to play follow-the-links. They're not all people I agree with all the time, or even most of the time, but I've found them all to be thoughtful writers, and that's the important thing, or should be.
-- Tom Tomorrow

Amygdala - So much stuff it reminds Unqualified Offerings that UO sometimes thinks of Gary Farber as "the liberal Instapundit."
-- Jim Henley

I look at it almost every day. I can't follow all the links, but I read most of your pieces. The blog format really seems to suit you. It also suits me; I am not a news junkie, so having smart people like you ferret out the interesting stuff and leave it where I can find it is wonderful.
-- Lydia Nickerson

Gary is certainly a non-idiotarian 'liberal'...
-- Perry deHaviland

...the thoughtful and highly intelligent Gary Farber... My first reaction was that I definitely need to appease Gary Farber of Amygdala, one of the geniuses of our age.
-- Brad deLong

My friend Gary Farber at Amygdala is the sort of liberal for whom I happily give three cheers. [...] Damned incisive blogging....
-- Midwest Conservative Journal

If I ever start a paper, Clueless writes the foreign affairs column, Layne handles the city beat, Welch has the roving-reporter job, Tom Tomorrow runs the comic section (which carries Treacher, of course). MediaMinded runs the slots - that's the type of editor I want as the last line of defense. InstantMan runs the edit page - and you can forget about your Ivins and Wills and Friedmans and Teepens on the edit page - it's all Blair, VodkaP, C. Johnson, Aspara, Farber, Galt, and a dozen other worthies, with Justin 'I am smoking in such a provocative fashion' Raimondo tossed in for balance and comic relief.

Who wouldn't buy that paper? Who wouldn't want to read it? Who wouldn't climb over their mother to be in it?
-- James Lileks

GARY FARBER IS MY AROUSAL CENTER. -- Justin Slotman

Recommended for the discerning reader.
-- Tim Blair

Gary Farber's great Amygdala blog.
-- Dr. Frank

Gary is a perceptive, intelligent, nice guy. Some of the stuff he comes up with is insightful, witty, and stimulating. And sometimes he manages to make me groan.
-- Charlie Stross

Gary Farber is a straight shooter.
-- John Cole

One of my issues with many poli-blogs is the dickhead tone so many bloggers affect to express their sense of righteous indignation. Gary Farber's thoughtful leftie takes on the world stand in sharp contrast with the usual rhetorical bullying. Plus, he likes "Pogo," which clearly attests to his unassaultable good taste.
-- oakhaus.com

One of my favorites....
-- Matt Welch

Favorite....
-- Virginia Postrel

Favorite.... [...] ...all great stuff. [...] Gary Farber should never be without readers.
-- Ogged

Amygdala continues to have smart commentary on an incredible diversity of interesting links....
-- Judith Weiss

Amygdala has more interesting obscure links to more fascinating stuff that any other blog I read.
-- Judith Weiss, Kesher Talk

Gary's stuff is always good.
-- Meryl Yourish

...the level-headed Amygdala blog....
-- Geitner Simmons

Gary Farber is a principled liberal....
-- Bill Quick, The Daily Pundit

I read Amygdala...with regularity, as do all sensible websurfers.
-- Jim Henley, Unqualified Offerings

Okay, he is annoying, but he still posts a lot of good stuff.
-- Avedon Carol, The Sideshow

The only trouble with reading Amygdala is that it makes me feel like such a slacker. That Man Farber's a linking, posting, commenting machine, I tell you!
-- John Robinson, Sore Eyes

...the all-knowing Gary Farber....
-- Edward Winkleman, Obsidian Wings

Jaysus. I saw him do something like this before, on a thread about Israel. It was pretty brutal. It's like watching one of those old WWF wrestlers grab an opponent's face and grind away until the guy starts crying. I mean that in a nice & admiring way, you know.
-- Fontana Labs, Unfogged

We read you Gary Farber! We read you all the time! Its just that we are lazy with our blogroll. We are so very very lazy. We are always the last ones to the party but we always have snazzy bow ties.
-- Fafnir, Fafblog!

Gary Farber you are a genius of mad scientist proportions. I will bet there are like huge brains growin in jars all over your house.
-- Fafnir, Fafblog!

Gary Farber is the hardest working man in show blog business. He's like a young Gene Hackman blogging with his hair on fire, or something.
-- Belle Waring, John & Belle Have A Blog


I bow before the shrillitudinousness of Gary Farber, who has been blogging like a fiend.
-- Ted Barlow, Crooked Timber


Gary Farber only has two blogging modes: not at all, and 20 billion interesting posts a day [...] someone on the interweb whose opinions I can trust....
-- Belle Waring, John & Belle Have A Blog


Gary Farber! Jeez, the guy is practically a blogging legend, and I'm always surprised at the breadth of what he writes about.
-- PZ Meyers, Pharyngula


Gary Farber takes me to task, in a way befitting the gentleman he is.
-- Stephen Green, Vodkapundit


Gary Farber gets it right....
-- James Joyner, Outside The Beltway



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Saturday, April 10, 2004
 
WHAT A COLOSSAL SCREW-UP. Must-read story of how if the Cole investigation had been better handled, the September 11th attacks might have been prevented.

Read The Rest Scale: 5 out of 5.


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AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN, SNATCH THE LINK FROM MY HAND. A nice look at some of the sources that Quentin Tarantino draws on in Kill Bill.

Read The Rest as interested.

Tangentially, although I lived in Seattle from the end of 1977 until mid-1986, I never really paid much attention to the Bruce Lee connection while I was there; although I'm not a particular fan of his, or of kung fu or martial arts movies, this would be fun to drop in on.

The exhibition recreates rooms in Lee's life: the austere martial arts studio where he practiced, the dressing room where he prepared to play the part of Kato in the 1966-67 television series ''The Green Hornet,'' as well as a soundstage from the show, featuring a mock-up of the Green Hornet's car, the Black Beauty, which Kato drove.

Among the personal items on display are an unusual jabbing machine that Lee developed, with spring-loaded chin and eye pieces to direct his blows, a pair of nunchaks, or linked fighting batons, Lee's eye mask for the role of Kato, and a clip from his first screen test. Hundreds of Bruce Lee collectibles are on display as well in the 4,000-square-foot exhibition space, including movie magazines, key chains, coloring books, action figures and Pez dispensers.

Lee, who rose from busing tables at the now-gone Ruby Chow's Chinese restaurant in Seattle to studying philosophy at the University of Washington and then introducing martial arts to Hollywood, died at the age of 32 in 1973 of cerebral edema, before his breakthrough film ''Enter the Dragon'' was released in the United States.
I ate at Ruby Chow's bunches of times.

Read The Rest scale: 1.5 out of 5.


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WHO? Members of Parliament speak up for the Doctor.

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THOSE DAMN PEOPLE. Excortiated here.

And I learn here that "Gary Farber = full of shit." With time, I may learn more from friends of Charles Johnson.

(It might be unfair to tar Charles with this sort of thing, given the vast efforts he takes to denounce and discourage this sort of thing; except that he doesn't; truly, people who link to him are respectable.)


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Friday, April 09, 2004
 
KATHRYN CRAMER is an old friend of mine. We became friends somewhere between twenty and twenty-five years ago.

We've not stayed close, but while we have many political disagreements in recent times, I have never had cause to drop my respect for her, despite any specific issues I might think she's entirely criticizable for (and, like all people, she is so vulnerable, and like specific people, I have criticisms) -- just as I am worth criticizing.

The sort of attacks that have been launched upon her by followers of Little Green Footballs are reprehensible, and the same may be said of Charles Johnson for not having spoken up to stop his followers to stop them.

ADDENDUM: Lay off Michele, too.


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RANDOM OBSERVATION: What would happen to English speech, and society, if uttering "um" was made a criminal offense? Would there be a substitute, instead?

I suppose so, but there are times I'd like to live there, because, you know, I'm basically a fascist.

(I look forward to future uses of this quote against me, because I'm an optimist who looks to the future.)


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THE TERMINATOR. I'm about as much "Mr. Non-Sports Guy" as there is. Politics is my sport.

And I neither watch golf on tv -- much as it might help my frequent insomnia, if I time-delayed it -- nor have I picked up a club in the last twenty years.

But there's something very relaxing about strolling around a long grass field (carts are for wimps), and occasionally making a mental ballistic calculation. I enjoyed that as a kid, and I'm sure I'd enjoy it again in the right company. It's a nice chance for chatting. So, regarding this, I have a thought.

It was fun, Arnie, and you did good. Enjoy retirement.

Read The Rest Scale: 1 out of 5.


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DON'T BE A JERK. See here.
Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling (search) was taken to a Manhattan hospital early Friday after several people called police saying he was pulling on their clothes and accusing them of being FBI agents, a police source told The Associated Press.

[...]

Police took Skilling to the hospital after finding him at 4 a.m. at the corner of Park Avenue and East 73rd Street and determining he might be an "emotionally disturbed person," said the source, speaking to the AP on condition of anonymity.

[...]

Skilling ran up to patrons at both the bars and pulled open their clothes, the source said.

"He was shouting at them 'You're an FBI agent and you're following me,'" the source said.

Skilling allegedly did the same thing to people on the street, the source added. He was with his wife at the time.

Skilling was described as drunk and highly uncooperative when he was approached by police, the source said.

Vudu Lounge manager Eric Funk said Friday that security staff told him that someone was acting strangely in the bar, either late Thursday or early Friday. The person in question wasn't fighting with patrons and didn't appear very drunk, Funk said.

"All I know is there was somebody there acting strange. Security pointed it out. It wasn't a big issue."

Mark Ostrowsky, manager of American Trash, said he was told a man was arrested outside his bar, but never entered.

"My doorman probably asked him to leave. He got arrested down the block for being a jerk."

There ought to be a law, eh?

Read The Rest Scale: 1.5 out of 5.


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THE IMMORTALITY OF THE "ME, TOO": Microsoft as guilty as AOLers of old and now.

Read it, newbies.


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Thursday, April 08, 2004
 
THE VIEW FROM BAGHDAD. Informative blog from an NGO worker in Baghdad giving views -- in words and pictures both -- of what it looks like from his point of view.

Check this entry, for example.

Read The Rest Scale: 4 out of 5.


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THE PASSION OF THE BUNNY. The Bunny shall rise.
It may not have been as gruesome as Mel Gibson's movie, but many parents and children got upset when a church trying to teach about Jesus' crucifixion performed an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs.

People who attended Saturday's show at Glassport's memorial stadium quoted performers as saying, "There is no Easter bunny," and described the show as being a demonstration of how Jesus was crucified.

Melissa Salzmann, who brought her 4-year-old son J.T., said the program was inappropriate for young children. "He was crying and asking me why the bunny was being whipped," Salzmann said.

Patty Bickerton, the youth minister at Glassport Assembly of God, said the performance wasn't meant to be offensive. Bickerton portrayed the Easter rabbit and said she tried to act with a tone of irreverence.

"The program was for all ages, not just the kids. We wanted to convey that Easter is not just about the Easter bunny, it is about Jesus Christ," Bickerton said.

Performers broke eggs meant for an Easter egg hunt and also portrayed a drunken man and a self-mutilating woman, said Jennifer Norelli-Burke, another parent who saw the show in Glassport, a community about 10 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

"It was very disturbing," Norelli-Burke said. "I could not believe what I saw. It wasn't anything I was expecting."
Apparently the New Style Passion plays involve doing acid. Who knew?

Here is a slightly different version:

One local mother, who asked not to be identified, told KDKA she took her 14-month-old daughter to the event -- and couldn't believe what she saw and heard.

"It was a shock. I still can't believe that some of the things they said, they said."

"They were doing the Stations of the Cross and the part where Jesus was whipped, they decided to whip the Easter Bunny -- which I thought was very inappropriate. You don't do that at something like this where kids are looking to have an Easter egg hunt and you're whipping the Easter Bunny..." -- Mother

Other parents quoted in the local paper complained that performers broke Easter eggs on the ground -- and even told the audience that there is no Easter Bunny.

Although no one from the church would comment on camera, they released a statement to KDKA, saying:

"As we shared with everyone who attended the event, Easter is not all about egg hunts and Easter bunnies. The message of Easter is the Good News of our Lord." -- Statement from Glassport Assembly of God Church
Betcha this renewed a lot of conviction from people who had been straying from the church.

Read The Rest Scale: 0 out of 5.


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OUR FRUSTRATING COMMENTS SYSTEM. I'm as tired -- probably moreso -- of the erratic workings of the free Enetation system as anyone. If you would like to donate $14 to the PayPal account at the top of the page, I can go here and pass it along to Enetation, and be switched over to their allegedly better server and service (I can't guarantee it's actually better; I don't know that; I only know they say service is better).

I feel rather odd asking that, given that I could still desperately use another $100-$200 for this month for food, bus, phone bill, and other basic expenses, but I'm also sick to death of only being able to read or write comments on my own blog part of the time. The next donation up to $14 will go to Enetation; it will be immensely timely if any further donations are made (the more generous the better).

And, yes, I'm slowly working towards setting up BlogAds, and any similar opportunities.

Thanks to all past, especially recent, contributors, and to any who choose to do so either again, or for the first time.


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PRESIDENTIAL DAILY BRIEF. Here is an article on how the PDB worked under Reagan's transition.

Here is a previously blogged piece on how a brief was put together for Eisenhower at the 1960 Berlin Summit. Both fascinating reading; the latter far more dramatic.

Note that legendary CIA man Huntington "Ting" Sheldon was married to Alice Sheldon, better known as James Tiptree, Jr.

Here is an historical overview of the Brief.

Here are ten actual PDB's from the Lyndon Johnson era; be aware that styles of PDB's (not always called that) have varied widely from President to President, as CIA has struggled to find the optimal format for each President.

Most comprehensive of all, here is a full history of CIA briefing of the President.


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YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THEM, I TELL YOU.
"It's time to bail out," said Charles V. Peña, director of defense policy studies at the Cato Institute, a conservative Washington think tank. "If it wasn't obvious beforehand, it ought to be more obvious now that we are in a situation that is no longer in control, and we can't make the fairy tale outcome that we would like to see happen in Iraq."
Damn these conservative, libertarian right-wing defeatists. You just can't trust them to stay the course in a war without wimping out.

You need a tough-minded liberal, who is determined not to back down; a John F. Kennedy, a Lyndon Johnson, a Harry Truman, a Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Right-wing conservatives will do things like put troops into Lebanon, declare America's determination to see things through, see a couple of hundred blown up, and withdraw them shortly thereafter.

Or they'll make deals with commies, undercutting our allies, and set up conditions for the allies to be defeated, like Nixon did with South Vietnam. He was borderline to being a traitor!

And how did Ford respond when our ship was taken captive by North Korea!?

Defeatists! Wimps! Pansies! That's what these Republicans are like; can't take a real war. Feh.

(No, I'm not entirely serious; I'm merely tired of absurd, ahistoric, kooky, "analysis" that goes too far in the other direction.)


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I FIND CARTER MORE PLAUSIBLE. Rumsfeld says:
"There's nothing like an army or large elements of hundreds of people trying to change the situation," Rumsfeld said. "You have a mixture of a small number of terrorists, a small number of militias, coupled with some demonstrations and some lawlessness."
Phil Carter says:
I respectfully disagree. This is the most intense combat that American forces have seen since the war, and in many respects, it is more intense than the combat seen by American forces during Operation Iraqi Freedom. The casualty reports support this argument. The most intense fighting of the war occurred in two places: Nasariyah, where the Army's 507th Maintenance Company was ambushed and 18 Marines were killed in one day; and Baghdad, during the final assault on the city by the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines. Those engagements included thousands more troops than the battles being fought right now, and yet the casualty numbers were lower than they are today. Moreover, U.S. troops did not engage in this kind of bloody streetfighting during the war -- they simply backed off and used standoff firepower to respond to dug-in threats. The need to minimize collateral damage and win decisively has meant the increased use of infantry to do the job this time, and the result has been more American casualties.
Read The Rest Scale: 4 out of 5. Phil Carter has, in my evaluation, been consistently giving some of the best commentary and analysis of the war, and any other issue related to the military or the law, that I read.

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UGLINESS IN SUDAN. Something to keep an eye upon.
Yesterday, Mr. Annan used a commemoration of the 1994 events to draw attention to the western Darfur region of Sudan, where the country's latest civil war has pushed an estimated 100,000 civilians west across the desert border into Chad.

The refugees, who are black Africans, have reported attacks by largely Arab militias affiliated with the Arab-dominated government in Khartoum.

There are no accounts of what is happening in Darfur from independent observers; the Khartoum government has refused aid groups access to much of the region. But refugees in Chad have told of being chased out of their villages, and have reported killings and rapes.

"Such reports leave me with a deep sense of foreboding," Mr. Annan said at yesterday's commemoration, held in Geneva. "Whatever terms it uses to describe the situation, the international community cannot stand idle."

President Bush, who has tried to bring an end to a separate civil war in Sudan, called on the Sudanese government to end the attacks in Darfur.
Read The Rest Scale: 1 out of 5.

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WHITE HOUSE CREDIBILITY: Here speaks the White House via press secretary Scott McLellan:
MR. McCLELLAN: Well, Bill, a couple things. One, I would like to start off, before I get to that specific question, and just talk about the unprecedented cooperation that this administration has provided to the 9/11 Commission, which is a legislative --

Q How do you know it's unprecedented?

MR. McCLELLAN: -- which is a legislative body.
Which it's not. The Chair was appointed by the executive, the President, and it's a joint creation of both branches of government.
MR. McCLELLAN: Dr. Rice -- you mentioned Dr. Rice -- Dr. Rice sat down, was scheduled for I believe a two-hour interview -- sat down for I think it was more than four hours that she actually visited with the commission. She was more than happy to visit with the commission. Only five members actually showed up, despite the fact that it was scheduled for the entire commission. You had another national security official under Dr. Rice who met with the commission and I think only four showed up.
Over here:
Dealing with criticism that national security adviser Condoleezza Rice wouldn't testify in public before the 10-member commission investigating the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, White House spokesman Scott McClellan complained last month that when she testified in private, "only five members showed up" to hear what she had to say.

What McClellan didn't tell reporters was that on Nov. 21 — long before Rice met with the five commissioners in February — the White House counsel's office had sent the commission a letter saying no more than three commissioners could attend meetings with White House aides of Rice's rank.

Given that demand, "we are a little surprised that the White House has repeatedly implied to the public that commissioners were uninterested in attending these meetings," commission spokesman Al Felzenberg said Tuesday.

[...]

Tuesday, McClellan said all 10 commissioners were invited to meet with Rice on Feb. 7 and said the letter represented only "early guidelines" about meetings. Felzenberg said the commission was unaware of any such invitation.

Read The Rest Scale: 2 out of 5 for each.


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LETTER FROM AMERICA. The BBC has a tribute page to Alistair Cooke.

This seems timely reading, if only to consider what differences might be significant.

The main page is full of lovely material.


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Wednesday, April 07, 2004
 
NO SPIN, JUST S--T. In another huge shocker from the Forward:
The self-described enemy of political spin, Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly, appears to have been overstating his charitable efforts on behalf of Israel, while defending his support for Mel Gibson and "The Passion of the Christ."

During a March 10 appearance on the Don Imus radio show, O'Reilly struck back at one of his sharpest critics, New York Times columnist Frank Rich, saying, "I did a benefit in L.A. four weeks ago where we raised millions of dollars for Israel. OK, pal? Get off it; stop the sleazy nonsense, because you trade in this all day long, Frank Rich."

O'Reilly and his publicist told Business Week media editor Tom Lowry that the benefit he "chaired" in Los Angeles had raised $40 million for Israel, a fact that ended up in the first paragraph of Lowry's article about O'Reilly.

[...]

It turns out that O'Reilly was the paid keynote speaker, not the volunteer chair, of a February dinner that raised $3 million for the Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles. According to the federation's spokeswoman, Deborah Dragon, the event was part of the organization's annual campaign, which raises over $40 million, with some of the money going to help Israel. But the larger share is spent on local causes.

The dinner that O'Reilly attended was a private event for donors who gave more than $100,000 and was not publicized by the federation. The first public mention of the dinner was made by O'Reilly, when he cited it during his dispute with Rich.

O'Reilly's appearance in front of the Los Angeles Jewish community came just days before he asked a correspondent on his show if "The Passion" was meeting so much resistance from the American press because "the major media in Hollywood and a lot of the secular press is controlled by Jewish people?"

So now we have a metric for O'Reilly. In the O'Reilly Zone, we divide everything by thirteen to get the real figure.

Sounds about right.

Read The Rest Scale: 1 out of 5.


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WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED? Not this!

This is an astonishing development!

Kuwait's leading Shi'ite cleric, Ayatollah Mohammad Baqer al-Muhri, has asked government censors to approve the film, despite a state law forbidding Muslims from viewing scenes or images depicting Islam's holiest figures, such as Muhammad, Moses and Jesus.

"It's a good opportunity to reveal the crimes committed by Jews against the Christ and many other (religious) prophets,'' Muhri said of the film, according to press reports.

[...]

The dispute has turned Gibson's film into a dangerous religious and political football in a Muslim world seething with antisemitism, said Akbar Ahmed, chair of Islamic Studies at American University.

"In that atmosphere you are suddenly bringing along a film on Jesus, and what you are doing is giving ammunition to those people who say 'the Jews are the enemy, the Jews are ruling the world,'" Ahmed, author of the new book "Islam Under Siege: Living Dangerously in a Post-Honor World," told the Forward on Tuesday.

[...]

But Gibson spokesman Alan Nierob said that the Hollywood star never anticipated a religious dispute among Islamic clerics.

[...]

In Qatar, the film is being screened three times a day in Doha after the country's censorship committee unexpectedly approved it without any cuts.

Film distributor Abdulrahman Mohsen Al Mokadem told a local daily he was surprised the censors approved the film.

Responding to concerns by some Christian and Jewish leaders that the movie would fuel antisemitism around the world, Mokadem said:

"I think it's a crazy idea and it's a political thing that the Zionists have used to stop things they don't like."

One Syrian moviegoer said, "The fact that this film is being shown in the current Middle East context, which opposes Israel, explains part of its success."

[...]

In the United Arab Emirates, the movie was set to open March 31, having received clearance from the Ministry of Culture and Information, which was praised in an editorial in Gulf News for recognizing "artistic freedom."

I'm sure that next up will be a showing of Exodus.

Read The Rest Scale: 2 out of 5.


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TROOP WITHDRAWALS PUT ON HOLD. I'm sure they'll be thrilled, but whaddya gonna do?
Mr. Rumsfeld did not mention a specific number of additional troops to be deployed in Iraq, but his remarks indicated that the current force of just over 130,000 would be bolstered by at least several thousand, and perhaps by much more. He said the extra troop strength would materialize by adjusting the schedule of troop "rotations," or replacing trooops who have been in the country for a while with newcomers.

Pentagon officials said this afternoon that thousands of troops from one division that had been scheduled to be returning home in the coming weeks will be kept in Iraq. Their retention, plus the addition of a division scheduled to enter Iraq, will effectively boost troop strength by up to a division — perhaps 25,000 troops.
More later.

Read The Rest as interested.


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HOW DOES THIS END? Christopher Dickey's review of Rick Atkinson's first-hand book account of accompanying the 101st into Baghdad, along with the commander, Maj. Gen. David H. Petraeus.

The book has an end; the story yet doesn't.

Read The Rest Scale 3.5 out of 5.


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THE ENEMIES OF RELIGION disguise themselves as its friends. Ladies and gentlemen, Leon Wieseltier:
It was the first time that William Rehnquist ever put me in mind of Søren Kierkegaard. As I watched the Supreme Court discuss God with Michael A. Newdow, the atheist from California who was defending his victory in a lower court that had concurred with his view that the words "under God" should be stricken from the Pledge of Allegiance because it is a religious expression, and was therefore responding to the Bush administration's petition to protect the theism in the Pledge, I remembered a shrewd and highly un-American observation that was included among the aphorisms in Either/Or: "The melancholy have the best sense of the comic, the opulent often the best sense of the rustic, the dissolute often the best sense of the moral, and the doubter often the best sense of the religious."

[...]

I had come to witness a disputation between religion's enemies and religion's friends. What I saw instead, with the exception of a single comment by Justice Souter, was a disputation between religion's enemies, liberal and conservative. And this confirmed me in my conviction that the surest way to steal the meaning, and therefore the power, from religion is to deliver it to politics, to enslave it to public life.

Some of the individuals to whom I am attributing a hostility to religion would resent the allegation deeply. They regard themselves as religion's finest friends. But what kind of friendship for religion is it that insists that the words "under God" have no religious connotation? A political friendship, is the answer. And that is precisely the kind of friendship that the Bush administration exhibited in its awful defense of the theistic diction of the Pledge. The solicitor general stood before the Court to argue against the plain meaning of ordinary words. In the Pledge of Allegiance, the government insisted, the word "God" does not refer to God. It refers to a reference to God.

I agree with Wieseltier's stance, a not unfamiliar experience for me.

Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5.


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COOL UNDER FIRE. John F. Burns, possibly the best American journalist working in Iraq, managed to get himself and his entourage taken prisoner by Sadrists for eight hours on Tuesday. I'm sure this was much fun as when he was held by Saddam Hussein's men; maybe more.
A reporter and photographer for The New York Times had a rare — and unplanned — opportunity to see Mr. Sadr's battle troops up close on Tuesday. A 100-mile drive from Baghdad for a supposed news conference by Mr. Sadr ended up with no news conference, and a handful of the newspaper's Baghdad staff, including drivers, security guards and an interpreter, detained for nearly eight hours. They were suspected, their captors said, of being Special Forces operatives or intelligence agents for the United States, Spain or Israel.

But before and after being driven away blindfolded to a makeshift prison deep in the semidesert landscape outside Kufa, the visitors were left under loose guard at the mosque's main entrance and, for about an hour, inside the courtyard. There, seething antagonism for Westerners blended with a haphazard, almost chaotic approach to maintaining control. Hundreds of worshipers made their way into the mosque past groups of men toting Kalashnikov rifles, rocket-propelled grenades, and a variety of bayonets and knives.

Along with weapons, the constants among the men were religious fervor and loyalty to Mr. Sadr. Many wore black headbands inscribed in yellow with Shiite religious tenets, black turbans or common red and black checkered kuffiya headdresses.

Some of the militiamen were in their 50's and 60's, but most were young, some no more than 12 or 13. Weapons training among them appeared virtually nonexistent; Kalashnikovs with loaded magazines and safety catches off were nonchalantly waved in the air.

Pinned to their robes were photographs of Mr. Sadr, a 31-year-old bushy-bearded cleric, and of his father, assassinated by agents of Saddam Hussein in 1999.

Hatred for America was pervasive. One man of about 25 thrust a long-bladed knife into an imaginary belly, telling his companions, "This is what I will do to the American infidels when they enter here." Another man approached a reporter, asked his citizenship, and turned away to spit and grind his boot on the courtyard floor. "This is our message to Bush and Blair," he said.
Read The Rest Scale: 3.5 out of 5 as interested.

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ASK NOT WHAT KENNEDY DISTORTED, BUT WHAT YOU DISTORT ABOUT KENNEDY. Safire is just the latest to seize upon five words spoken by Senator Edward Kennedy, and put them forth with no context.

These are Kennedy's actual words. It's a speech attacking President Bush's credibility on every front. It attacks him on the Medicare bill, it attacks him on the education bill, it attacks him on the beaches, it attacks him in the cities, and, yes, it attacks him on his rhetoric about Iraq. It is a speech that says Kennedy will never surrender.

You are welcome to disagree with every last word of it. You are entitled to completely disagree with every assertion Senator Kennedy makes, and you are entitled to defend President Bush's honesty and credibility unto your dying breath.

What you cannot do, without speaking untruth, is say that Kennedy had one blasted thing to say about Iraq, whatsoever, save that President Bush was, allegedly, not trustworthy in his rhetoric about it.

There is not one word about Iraq policy. There is not one word of prediction about the outcome in Iraq. There is not one word of preference for an outcome in Iraq.

There is not one word of comparison between Vietnam and Iraq, save that, like President Johnson and President Nixon's rhetoric about Vietnam not being honest, Kennedy feels President Bush's rhetoric has not been honest or trustworthy about Iraq.

Disagree with that all you like. But if you allege that Kennedy expressed any other comparison between the Iraq War and the Vietnam War, you are, at best, mistaken, at worst, lying.

Allegations that Kennedy said that which he did not, and that this gives aid and comfort to our enemies, is demagoguery. It is a smear. It is wrong.

Read The Rest as interested. If you want to argue with what Kennedy said, quote the lines.

ADDENDUM: for those overly easily amused, I participating in many exchanges on the topic of how Glenn Reynolds treated this subject over here. I was particularly impressed by the articulate arguments made by the gentle soul who posted as "farber is full of shit." It was too convincing an argument to refute.


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KUDOS TO JOHN ASHCROFT! Thank the good Lord this man is our Attorney-General. There is no greater menace presently facing this country than the dire threat of pornography!

This is precisely the right moment that circumstances call upon us for we, as a nation, to divert resources to a major attack upon this base evil.

In this field office in Washington, 32 prosecutors, investigators and a handful of FBI agents are spending millions of dollars to bring anti-obscenity cases to courthouses across the country for the first time in 10 years. Nothing is off limits, they warn, even soft-core cable programs such as HBO's long-running Real Sex or the adult movies widely offered in guestrooms of major hotel chains.
I leave it to you: who can think of a better possible use for these prosecutors, investigators, and FBI agents?

What could conceivably be a greater threat to your life?

Yes, you can thank our great, heroic, and wise Attorney-General for his insightful leadership in setting our nation's priorities.

God bless and protect John Ashcroft, saviour of us all!

Read The Rest Scale: 5 out of 5.

ADDENDUM: Excellent G. Beato story here. Eugene Volokh comments here.


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THE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS OF Stanley Kubrick.
Tony takes me into a large room painted blue and filled with books. "This used to be the cinema," he says.

"Is it the library now?" I ask.

"Look closer at the books," says Tony.

I do. "Bloody hell," I say. "Every book in this room is about Napoleon!"

"Look in the drawers," says Tony.

I do.

"It's all about Napoleon, too!" I say. "Everything in here is about Napoleon!"

[...]

This room full of Napoleon stuff seems to bear out that comparison. "Somewhere else in this house," Tony says, "is a cabinet full of 25,000 library cards, three inches by five inches. If you want to know what Napoleon, or Josephine, or anyone within Napoleon's inner circle was doing on the afternoon of July 23 17-whatever, you go to that card and it'll tell you."

"Who made up the cards?" I ask.

"Stanley," says Tony. "With some assistants."

"How long did it take?" I ask.

"Years," says Tony. "The late 1960s."

Kubrick never made his film about Napoleon. During the years it took him to compile this research, a Rod Steiger movie called Waterloo was written, produced and released. It was a box-office failure, so MGM abandoned Napoleon and Kubrick made A Clockwork Orange instead.

"Did you do this kind of massive research for all the movies?" I ask Tony.

"More or less," he says.

"OK," I say. "I understand how you might do this for Napoleon, but what about, say, The Shining?"

"Somewhere here," says Tony, "is just about every ghost book ever written, and there'll be a box containing photographs of the exteriors of maybe every mountain hotel in the world."

There is a silence.

"Tony," I say, "can I look through the boxes?"

[...]

But you can see why Kubrick sometimes felt compelled to wage war to protect the honour of his work. A 1975 telex, from a picture publicity man at Warner Bros called Mark Kauffman, regards publicity stills for Kubrick's sombre reworking of Thackeray's Barry Lyndon. It reads: "Received additional material. Is there any material with humour or zaniness that you could send?"

Kubrick replies, clearly through gritted teeth: "The style of the picture is reflected by the stills you have already received. The film is based on William Makepeace Thackeray's novel which, though it has irony and wit, could not be well described as zany."

Read The Rest Scale: if you have any interest in Kubrick, 5 out of 5. If not, not.

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ARE THESE GUYS TALKING TO EACH OTHER? Over here, under the headline "U.S. Vows to Crush Shiite Militia," we read:
"We will attack to destroy the al-Mahdi Army," a military spokesman, Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt, told reporters today, referring to Mr. Sadr's armed loyalists. "Those attacks will be deliberate, precise and they will succeed."
Over here, under the headline "Strategy: U.S. Says It Won't Move Quickly Against Sadr," we read:
American military commanders and civilian officials have decided to move slowly in carrying out any retaliation against Moktada al-Sadr, fearing that if American forces kill or arrest the rebellious Shiite cleric now, wider violence may be ignited, senior Defense Department officials said Tuesday.

[...]

A senior Defense Department official who outlined the likelihood of a slower approach said American concerns had been complicated by two dates now approaching — an anniversary and a holiday.

Thursday is the fifth anniversary of the killing of Mr. Sadr's father, a leading cleric, and his two elder brothers, deaths that occurred under the rule of Saddam Hussein. And Friday is the first day of the Shiite religious festival of Arbayeen, which will bring hundreds of thousands of Shiite pilgrims to the Iraqi holy cities of Najaf and Karbala.

Earlier in the story, we see this:
While combating attacks by Mr. Sadr's militia on Tuesday, American officials are seeking for now to enlist other Shiite clerics in a plan to marginalize Mr. Sadr, the most vociferously anti-American figure among Iraqi Shiite leaders, and to diminish his backing among Shiites.
Unsatisfying as that is, it's may be the wisest policy for the next two weeks; this does not contradict putting down the armed resistance, but it does draw a line as to how far to try to go.

What I'm afraid, however, is that these somewhat opposing pressures will be carried out in sufficiently confusing and contradictory fashion as to get the worst of each policy. I hope that's wrong. (Obviously part of the difference here is that between Washington, and perhaps to some extent by CPA HQ, and the commanders in the field.)

Read The Rest as interested.


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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
 
LEST THERE BE ANY MISTAKE. Internationalizing Iraq in a larger way has many positive aspects to recommend it, but non-US troops won't be any safer.
Anyone can be a target. Your occupation or nationality doesn't seem to make any difference. The latest victims have included two Finnish businessmen, a German and a Dutch citizen, four American missionaries working on a water project and bodyguards from Canada and Britain. It's increasingly clear that any foreigner or anyone who even remotely works with foreigners is viewed as fair game by the insurgents.

The flimsiest pretext—or none at all—seems good enough for the killers. Last month teams of suicide bombers in Karbala and Baghdad slaughtered 200 or more Shiites peaceably exercising their religious beliefs during the Ashoura festival—a right denied to them under Saddam's dictatorship.
This isn't just about killing Americans.

Read The Rest Scale: 3 out of 5.


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WHERE'S THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR? In Seattle.
An announcement from the Science Fiction Museum will also answer a question many Star Trek fans have been asking for two years, after Kirk's command chair from the USS Enterprise was auctioned off for $250,000: "Who bought it, and where is it now?"

It now seems probable that Paul Allen was the buyer of Kirk's chair in the 2002 auction. The chair, from which Kirk led his crew for three seasons of exploration and battle, will be on display when the Science Fiction Museum opens. (A museum spokesman could not confirm that Allen owns the chair.)
Read The Rest Scale: 3 out of 5 if you want more detail on the upcoming opening of the Museum; if not, not.

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FALLUJAH. Vigilant Resolve:
Officials said Marine units in Fallujah encountered well-armed and -orchestrated resistance by local guerrillas. Snipers fired repeatedly at patrols from rooftops and windows, and others lobbed mortars and rockets at military convoys and bunkers dug around the perimeter of the city, 35 miles west of Baghdad.

"As soon as we pulled up, they started shooting at us," said Lance Cpl. Jamil Alkattan, 23, whose unit entered the city at 2 a.m. Monday. "There were mortars, rockets and bullets flying everywhere. They were definitely waiting for us. It seemed like everyone in the city who had a gun was out there."
Perhaps I am underestimating the level of general small arms training in Iraq, but this suggests to me that a lot of the resistance is from ex-Iraqi Army -- which would seem to make sense, given the level of support for Saddam in Fallujah previously, and thus I would assume that a significant percentage of dwellers were in the Army, and undoubtedly a significant number were officers, including a number of high-ranking officers.

I also suspect they've been busy giving classes and training.

Because, while I am no soldier, I do know that you can't just pick up a mortar, sight unseen, and start firing away with it, let alone have much clue as to how to aim at anything. Ditto RPGs.

Something else:

U.S. ground forces responded with barrages of machine-gun fire, and AH-1 Cobra attack helicopters and AC-130 gunships fired at small bands of guerrillas who immediately dragged away fallen comrades, making casualty counts impossible, U.S. officers said.
The US side is fucking serious. We know this. But the use of the AC-130's speaks miniguns.

Read The Rest if you're interested in the fight.

Here is an interesting bit of data:

The military is worried enough to send Maj. Gen. David Petraeus, commander of the 101st Airborne Division, back to Iraq to oversee organization and training of the country's security forces.

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MANDATORY WONKETTE. Here, including:
Kos's original offense, combined with his current stance? It's sort of like eating a baby and then apologizing for burping afterwards. The outraged bloggers and their hysterical denunciations? Fox News broadcasting multiple segments expressing intense disapproval for the baby-eating.

Wonkette is the drunk at the bar demanding to change the channel to see CNN's coverage of the baby-eating.
The classic, including:
Everyone is hugely upset with the Daily Kos guy because, well, he said something really dumb. We completely support this reaction, because Lord knows that left to their own devices, notoriously impressionable and quiescent blog readers are likely to adopt Kos's exact attitude without debate or question.

In addition to supporting a boycott of his site, we also encourage readers to boycott those publications who would pollute the soft, clean minds of the good bloggers with such filth by linking to it themselves. This would include: the WSJ, A Small Victory, and LGF.

Because, you know, I don't think any blogger ever has said something intemperate. And one thing's for sure: Kos's reaction to the attacks certainly affects actual national policy much more than, say, the reaction of a senator who's running for president! ("United in our resolve that these enemies will not prevail," blah blah blah.)

We just can't believe that John Kerry delinked Kos but keeps advertising with us! If this isn't a license for more ass-fucking, I don't know what is.

Ass fucking! Ass fucking! Ass fucking!
And do not miss the pictures here.

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WHERE'S WALDO, ER, ARE US ARMED FORCES? Find out here.

Here is something I had not realized:

Of the 12 aircraft carrier strike groups that are in the fleet the Navy has 1 currently deployed, 6 in pre-deployment training, and 5 receiving extensive yard periods that would make the strike group unavailable for deployment within 60 days.
It makes perfect sense, given the recent over-stretched deployments, but I'd not realized we're down to one friggin' carrier battle group that's on duty (I'm sure they could almost immediately pull those in training mode into duty mode should an emergency arise).

Overall, boy, are the forces stretched. (And the summary list is only from mid-February, though this SWA TOE is as of April 5th.)

Read as interested.


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WHICH DOGS AREN'T BARKING? asks Fred Kaplan.
The answer: Secretary of State Colin Powell and CIA Director George Tenet, and their silence speaks loudly.

[...]

Tenet is central to Clarke's case that Bush was negligent on terrorism. National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice and others have said many times -- in what they present as a defense against Clarke's charges—that Bush received an intelligence briefing from Tenet every morning and was therefore well aware of the threat from al-Qaida. But Clarke's point is that Bush didn't take Tenet's warnings seriously.

Here's a key passage from Clarke's book, Against All Enemies (Page 235):

[Tenet] and I regularly commiserated that al Qaeda was not being addressed more seriously by the new administration. Sometimes I would walk into my office and find the Director of Central Intelligence sitting at my desk or the desk of my assistant, Beverly Roundtree, waiting to vent his frustration. We agreed that Tenet would ensure that the president's daily briefings would continue to be replete with threat information on al Qaeda.
[...]

If Clarke is spewing nonsense—if the president and his national security adviser really did consider al-Qaida an urgent matter—Tenet is the man to say so. It's hard to imagine that the White House hasn't tried to recruit him to do so. Yet so far he hasn't.

Tenet is not the only quiet dog. One of the hounds that the White House did unleash -- Secretary of State Powell -- not only declined to growl, but practically purred like a kitten. Interviewed on Jim Lehrer's NewsHour, Powell said: "I know Mr. Clarke. I have known him for many, many years. He's a very smart guy. He served his nation very, very well. He's an expert in these matters." His book "is not the complete story," but, Powell added, "I'm not attributing any bad motives to it."

Asked if he had been recruited to join the campaign against Clarke, Powell replied, "I'm not aware of any campaign against Mr. Clarke, and I am not a member."

His choice of words here is fascinating. Note: He did not say "There is no campaign," but rather "I'm not aware of any campaign." As has been widely observed, Powell truly is out of the loop in this administration; it's conceivable he is unaware. He then went on to say, "[A]nd I am not a member" -- suggesting there might be a campaign, but he's not part of it.

[...]

Powell also circled around an answer when Lehrer asked if Clarke was right in saying the Bush administration did not give "urgent priority" to fighting al-Qaida. He replied:

We knew that al-Qaeda was a threat to our country. We knew that the Clinton Administration understood this and was working against al-Qaeda. We did not ignore al-Qaeda. We spent a lot of time thinking about terrorism, what should we do about it. … We were working on terrorism and trying to understand it.
You don't need to be a literary critic to realize that this is an amazing statement. In a few sentences, Powell tells us that Clinton "understood" and "was working against" al-Qaida—while the Bush administration "did not ignore" al-Qaida (not quite the same thing) and "spent a lot of time thinking" about it and "trying to understand it."
Read The Rest Scale: 5 out of 5.

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WHO LOST AFGHANISTAN, OR, WHERE ARE MY BOOTS? Not a question anyone wants to see asked in the future, right? Seymour Hersh compiles data.
Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense Joseph Collins, a Pentagon expert on Afghanistan, acknowledged that it was only in the past several months that "significant money began to flow" into Afghanistan for reconstruction and security.

[...]

In late 2002, the Defense Department’s office of Special Operations and Low Intensity Conflict (solic) asked retired Army Colonel Hy Rothstein, a leading military expert in unconventional warfare, to examine the planning and execution of the war in Afghanistan, with an understanding that he would focus on Special Forces. As part of his research, Rothstein travelled to Afghanistan and interviewed many senior military officers, in both Special Forces and regular units. He also talked to dozens of junior Special Forces officers and enlisted men who fought there. His report was a devastating critique of the Administration’s strategy. He wrote that the bombing campaign was not the best way to hunt down Osama bin Laden and the rest of the Al Qaeda leadership, and that there was a failure to translate early tactical successes into strategic victory. In fact, he wrote, the victory in Afghanistan was not, in the long run, a victory at all.

Last month, I visited Rothstein in his office at the Naval Postgraduate School, in Monterey, California, where he is a senior lecturer in defense analysis. A fit, broad-shouldered man in his early fifties, he served more than twenty years in the Army Special Forces, including three years as the director of plans and exercises for the Joint Special Operations Command, at Fort Bragg, before retiring, in 1999. His associates depicted him as anything but a dissident. "He puts boots on the ground," Robert Andrews, a former head of SOLIC, told me, referring to Rothstein’s missions in Central America, for which he earned a decoration for valor, and in the former Yugoslavia. Rothstein agreed to speak to me, with some reluctance, only after I had obtained his report independently, and he would not go into details about his research. "They asked me to do this," he said of the Pentagon, "and my purpose was to make some things better. All I want people to do is to look at the paper and not at me. I’ll tell you the good and the bad."

The report describes a wide gap between how Donald Rumsfeld represented the war and what was actually taking place. Rumsfeld had told reporters at the start of the Afghanistan bombing campaign, Rothstein wrote, that "you don’t fight terrorists with conventional capabilities. You do it with unconventional capabilities." In December, the Taliban and Al Qaeda retreated into the countryside as the armies of the Northern Alliance, supported by American airpower and Special Forces troops, moved into the capital. There were many press accounts of America’s new way of waging war, including well-publicized reports of American Special Forces on horseback and of new technologies, like the Predator drones. Nonetheless, Rothstein wrote, the United States continued to emphasize bombing and conventional warfare while "the war became increasingly unconventional," with Taliban and Al Qaeda fighters "operating in small cells, emerging only to lay land mines and launch nighttime rocket attacks before disappearing once again." Rothstein added:

What was needed after December 2001 was a greater emphasis on U.S. special operations troops, supported by light infantry, conducting counterinsurgency operations. Aerial bombardment should have become a rare thing. . . . The failure to adjust U.S. operations in line with the post-Taliban change in theater conditions cost the United States some of the fruits of victory and imposed additional, avoidable humanitarian and stability costs on Afghanistan. . . . Indeed, the war’s inadvertent effects may be more significant than we think.
By the end of 2001, the Afghan war had essentially become a counterinsurgency. At this point, it was important to turn to a specific kind of unconventional warfare: "The Special Forces were created to deal with precisely this kind of enemy," Rothstein wrote. "Unorthodox thinking, drawing on a thorough understanding of war, demography, human nature, culture and technology are part of this mental approach. . . . Unconventional warfare prescribes that Special Forces soldiers must be diplomats, doctors, spies, cultural anthropologists, and good friends -- all before their primary work comes into play."

Instead, Rothstein said, "the command arrangement evolved into a large and complex structure that could not (or would not) respond to the new unconventional setting." The result has been "a campaign in Afghanistan that effectively destroyed the Taliban but has been significantly less successful at being able to achieve the primary policy goal of ensuring that al Qaeda could no longer operate in Afghanistan."

[...]

Instead, Rothstein wrote, the American military campaign left a power vacuum. The conditions under which the post-Taliban government came to power gave "warlordism, banditry and opium production a new lease on life." He concluded, "Defeating an enemy on the battlefield and winning a war are rarely synonymous. Winning a war calls for more than defeating one’s enemy in battle." He recalled that, in 1975, when Harry G. Summers, an Army colonel who later wrote a history of the Vietnam War, told a North Vietnamese colonel, "You never defeated us on the battlefield," the colonel replied, "That may be so, but it is also irrelevant."

[...]

In interviews with academics, aid workers, and non-governmental-organization officials, I was repeatedly told that, within a few months of the Bonn conference, as the United States began its buildup in the Gulf, security and political conditions throughout Afghanistan eroded. In the early summer of 2002, a military consultant, reflecting the views of several American Special Forces commanders in the field, provided the Pentagon with a briefing warning that the Taliban and Al Qaeda were adapting quickly to American tactics. "His decision loop has tightened, ours has widened," the briefing said, referring to the Taliban. "He can see us, but increasingly we no longer see him." Only a very few high-level generals listened, and the briefing, like Rothstein’s report, changed nothing. By then, some of the most highly skilled Americans were being diverted from Afghanistan. Richard Clarke noted in his memoir, "The U.S. Special Forces who were trained to speak Arabic, the language of al Qaeda, had been pulled out of Afghanistan and sent to Iraq." Some C.I.A. paramilitary teams were also transferred to Iraq.

[...]

The United States enlisted the warlords in its war against terrorism, and “the result was an Afghan government created at Bonn that rested on a power base of warlords.”

One military consultant with extensive experience in Afghanistan told me last year, "The real action is at the village level, but we’re not there. And we need to be there 24/7. Now we are effectively operating above the conflict. It’s the same old story as in Vietnam. We can’t hit what we can’t see." He added, "From January, 2002, on, we were in the process of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory."

Statistics compiled by care International showed that eleven aid workers were murdered in four incidents during a three-week period ending early last month, and the rate of physical assaults on aid workers in Afghanistan more than doubled in January and February compared with the same period in the previous year. Such attacks, a care policy statement suggested, inevitably led to cutbacks in Afghan humanitarian and reconstruction programs. In early 2003, for example, according to the Chicago Tribune, there were twenty-six humanitarian agencies at work in Kandahar, the main Afghan city in the south. By early this year, there were fewer than five.

Even one of the most publicized achievements of the post-Taliban government, the improvements in the lives of women, has been called into question. Judy Benjamin, who served as the gender adviser to the U.S. Agency for International Development mission in Kabul in 2002 and 2003, told me, "The legal opportunities have improved, but the day-to-day life for women, even in Kabul, isn’t any better. Girls are now legally permitted to go to school and work, but when it comes to the actual family practice, people are afraid to let them go out without burkas." Conditions outside Kabul are far worse, she said. "Families do not allow females to travel—to go to jobs or to school. You cannot go on many roads without being held up by bandits. People are saying they were safer under the Taliban system, which is why the Taliban are getting more support—the lack of safety."

Nancy Lindborg, the executive vice-president of Mercy Corps, one of the major N.G.O.s at work in Afghanistan, had a similar view. Outside of Kabul, she said, "everywhere I go, from Kunduz to Kandahar, I see no change for most women, and security for everybody has fallen apart since November of 2002." The Pentagon’s announcements of increased commitments to security and reconstruction were increasingly seen "as a big charade," Lindborg said. "The United States has left Afghanistan to fester for two years."

The humanitarian community is not alone in its concern. In February, Vice-Admiral Lowell E. Jacoby, the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, acknowledged during a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing that the growing Taliban insurgency was targeting humanitarian and reconstruction organizations. Over all, he said, Taliban attacks had "reached their highest levels since the collapse of the Taliban government."

Rothstein delivered his report in January. It was returned to him, with the message that he had to cut it drastically and soften his conclusions. He has heard nothing further. "It’s a threatening paper," one military consultant told me. The Pentagon, asked for comment, confirmed that Rothstein was told "we did not support all of his conclusions,”"and said that he would soon be sent notes.

[...]

Drug dealing and associated criminal activity produced about $2.3 billion in revenue last year, according to an annual survey by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, a sum that was equivalent to half of Afghanistan’s legitimate gross domestic product. "Terrorists take a cut as well," the U.N. report noted, adding that "the longer this happens, the greater the threat to security within the country."

The U.N. report, published last fall, found that opium production, which, following a ban imposed by the Taliban, had fallen to a hundred and eighty-five metric tons in 2001, soared last year to three thousand six hundred tons—a twentyfold increase. The report declared the nation to be "at a crossroads: either (i) energetic interdiction measures are taken now . . . or (ii) the drug cancer in Afghanistan will keep spreading and metastasise into corruption, violence and terrorism—within and beyond the country’s borders." Afghanistan was once again, the U.N. said, producing three-quarters of the world’s illicit opium, with no evidence of a cutback in sight, even though there has been a steady stream of reports from Washington about drug interdictions. The report said that poppy cultivation had continued to spread, and was now reported in twenty-eight of the nation’s thirty-two provinces.

Most alarmingly, according to a U.N. survey, nearly seventy per cent of farmers intend to increase their poppy crops in 2004, most of them by more than half.

And a hearty "good luck!" to the Mayor of Kabul, Hamid Karzai; our recommendation: fill those potholes.

Read The Rest Scale: 4 out of 5.


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NIPPING LIES IN THE NIPPLES, er, buds. Matt Welch looks back and discusses why blogs make political Big Lies much harder this cycle.
On November 30, 1999, Al Gore told a high school class in New Hampshire about how, 20 years earlier, a girl their age had informed his congressional office about toxic waste problems in her hometown of Toone, Tennessee. The resulting Capitol Hill hearings, which Gore sponsored, also investigated a much more famous polluted area of upstate New York called Love Canal. "Toone, Tennessee -- that was the one that you didn’t hear of," the then-vice president told the Granite State students. "But that was the one that started it all."

The next day, both The Washington Post and The New York Times changed the wording of that last quote, replacing "But that" with "I," making it seem as though Gore was trying to take credit for discovering the Love Canal disaster. Hours later, Republican National Committee Chairman Jim Nicholson issued a press release blasting Gore for his "pattern of phoniness" while mutating the quote still further: "I was the one who started it all," the alleged remark now read.

Even though the Times and Post both ended up running corrections more than a week later (under duress from the outraged high schoolers), and several media critics eventually deconstructed the tale, the story of Al Gore "discovering" the Love Canal became a fixture in Campaign 2000, to be repeated in several hundred newspapers and on every major news network in America.
I notice that late night comics are already reusing Gore material on Kerry, without even the slightest change: he's a robotic, boring, flip-flopper, you know. Same narrative, not even cut or trimmed.

Read The Rest Scale: 2.5 out of 5.


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MAYOR BUSH. Tutoring Mayors, based upon his municipal experience:
Bush Hits the Pavement Again and Again . . .

President Bush seems to have developed a powerful obsession with asphalt. Wherever and whenever the president sees a mayor, he blurts out one word: "potholes."

Bush has employed this word association about 30 times in speeches, when he introduces the local mayor. In Appleton, Wis., last week, he advised Mayor Tim Hanna: "Fill the potholes and empty the garbage. All will be well." Three weeks earlier it was Harvey Hall, mayor of Bakersfield, Calif., who received the same advice. Bush has given similar instructions to the mayors of St. Petersburg, Seminole and Clearwater, Fla.; Springfield, Mo.; Knoxville, Tenn.; Roswell, N.M.; Little Rock; Pasco, Wash.; Santa Monica, Calif.; and Livonia and Dearborn, Mich. Noting that Mayor Al Cappuccilli of Monroe, Mich., received loud applause, Bush observed: "You must be filling the potholes, picking up the garbage; that's the way to go."

No city executive has endured the pothole joke more often than Washington's own Mayor Anthony A. Williams. Bush first singled out Williams in the Rose Garden in April 2001, noting to laughter: "There's a couple of potholes out back that I'd like to talk to you about."

Bush delivered the same joke at Williams's expense in May, June and July.
And it was just as funny every damn time.

At least he didn't say "My message: fill potholes."

Read The Rest Scale: only if you want to read the other stuff about backgrounders and whatnot, which is also rather amusing, actually.


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OTHER NUMBERS. There have been a lot of stories covering this issue in the past day or so; this is one of the better ones.
On Monday, a senior official with U.S. Central Command said that the return home of about 24,000 U.S. troops who were scheduled to leave in the next few weeks would be delayed as their replacements arrive. Central Command's responsibility includes the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

With the 24,000 remaining and others who have arrived as intended replacements, there are 134,000 U.S. troops in Iraq.

The senior official spoke to reporters at the Pentagon by phone from Central Command in Tampa. He gave the briefing on the condition that he not be identified.

Defense officials did not say how much beyond a year some troops would stay, but they discussed the deployment in the context of reducing the current violence in Iraq in the weeks leading up to June 30, when Iraqis will regain their sovereignty from the United States. The United States will maintain a military presence after Iraq resumes self-rule.

At an emergency meeting Monday, Gen. John Abizaid, head of Central Command, and other senior generals ordered a list of options on troop levels after an escalation of violence over the weekend.

Besides the extended deployment, they are studying which U.S. troops at bases around the world could be readied for a quick move to Iraq in an emergency, the senior defense official said. None of the units being considered for emergency duty in Iraq are in the USA now, he said.

The official said that the Pentagon doesn't believe additional U.S. forces would be needed and that the latest violence is not the beginning of a civil war in Iraq.

The Army's 4th Infantry, 101st Airborne, 1st Armored, 82nd Airborne division and 173rd Airborne Brigade have units in Iraq that have been scheduled to leave by May. Most have been there for a year.

The senior official did not identify which units could have their stays extended.

When troops leave Iraq, they get at least six months of non-combat duty. They resume training and also repair helicopters, tanks and other equipment that has been reduced in efficiency because of Iraq's tough conditions.

Working with the U.S. troops in Iraq are 8,200 from the United Kingdom and about 14,680 combat troops from 29 other countries

[...]

Spain's incoming prime minister plans to withdraw his nation's 1,300 troops unless the United Nations assumes direct control. Honduran officials say they will pull their 370 troops out of Iraq during the summer. Some U.S. military officials in Iraq have speculated that El Salvador, Nicaragua and possibly the Dominican Republic, all parts of the Plus Ultra Brigade serving with the Spaniards, would also depart. Guatemala President Oscar Berger said his nation would not send troops as promised.

President Bush was unsuccessful last month in lobbying the Dutch prime minister to keep his nation's 1,300 troops in Iraq beyond June. South Korea has announced that the 3,600 troops it promised to send to Kirkuk to relieve the United States' 173rd Airborne will not go because of U.S. pressure to participate in "offensive operations." South Korean leaders said they would consider sending forces to other parts of Iraq to help rebuild the country.

I'd like to see more about the South Korean story; I suppose I could go google....

Read The Rest Scale: 1.5 out of 5.


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MILESTONES. Sometime about an hour or so ago, Amygdala's visitor's count total clicked past 250,000.

We started in the last week of December, 2001, though I didn't install a counter until a couple of months later.

Not remotely as large a number as many fine (and not so fine) blogs, but, counting my blessings, far more than many.

Our entire editorial staff would like to thank all the little people, the plain people, for their help in lending us their eyeballs.

Now, eww, just use them to look at us, okay? It's getting creepy around here, as if dozens of mini-Saurons were on watch.

VISITS

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Today 340
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Remember: Readalittle, linkalittle, readalittle, linkalittle, link, link, link; readalot, linkalittlemore, readalittle, linkalittle, readalittle, linkalittle, link, link, link; readalot, linkalittlemore....

(Donations welcome.)


4/06/2004 02:44:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
WHEN THINKING IDYLLIC VACATION SPOTS, who doesn't think Syria?

Read The Rest Scale: 2.75 for tips on partying in sunny Syria (it helps if you're Arab, but, really, Americans and Westerners are welcome, if you don't mind being kept safe in a police state; no Jews allowed, though!).


4/06/2004 01:28:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
FIFTH LAW OF ROBOTICS: I GOT RHYTHM. Stereotypical robot stuff:
The 58-centimetre-tall humanoid robot led the Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra in a unique rendition of Beethoven's 5th symphony during a concert held at the Bunkamura Orchard Hall in Tokyo on 15 March.
A video of the robot conductor in action can be viewed on Sony's website here (RealPlayer required).

Perhaps even more impressive is footage (Windows Media Player required) of four QRIOs performing a complicated dance routine, recorded in December 2003.

Dance to the music!

Read The Rest Scale: 3 out of 5 as interested.


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BLACKWATER, RED WATER. In Najaf:
An attack by hundreds of Iraqi militia members on the U.S. government's headquarters in Najaf on Sunday was repulsed not by the U.S. military, but by eight commandos from a private security firm, according to sources familiar with the incident.

Before U.S. reinforcements could arrive, the firm, Blackwater Security Consulting, sent in its own helicopters amid an intense firefight to resupply its commandos with ammunition and to ferry out a wounded Marine, the sources said.

[...]

In Sunday's fighting, Shiite militia forces barraged the Blackwater commandos, four MPs and a Marine gunner with rocket-propelled grenades and AK-47 fire for hours before U.S. Special Forces troops arrived. A sniper on a nearby roof apparently wounded three men. U.S. troops faced heavy fighting in several Iraqi cities that day.

The Blackwater commandos, most of whom are former Special Forces troops, are on contract to provide security for the U.S.-led Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) in Najaf.

With their ammunition nearly gone, a wounded and badly bleeding Marine on the rooftop, and no reinforcement by the U.S. military in the immediate offing, the company sent in helicopters to drop ammunition and pick up the Marine.

[...]

During the defense of the authority headquarters, thousands of rounds were fired and hundreds of 40mm grenades shot. Sources who asked not to be identified because of the sensitivity of Blackwater's work in Iraq reported an unspecified number of casualties among Iraqis.

[...]

A Defense Department spokesman said that there were no military reports about the opening hours of the siege on CPA headquarters in Najaf because there were no military personnel on the scene. The Defense Department often does not have a clear handle on the daily actions of security contractors because the contractors work directly for the coalition authority, which coordinates and communicates on a limited basis through the normal military chain of command.

The four men brutally slain Wednesday in Fallujah were also Blackwater employees and were operating in the Sunni triangle area under more hazardous conditions -- unarmored cars with no apparent backup -- than the U.S. military or the CIA permit.

One senior Blackwater manager has described those killings to U.S. government officials as the result of a "high-quality" attack as skilled as one that can be mounted by U.S. Special Forces, according to a copy of a report on the incident obtained by The Washington Post.

The four victims of that attack, according to Blackwater spokesman Chris Bertelli, were escorting trucks carrying either food or kitchen equipment for Regency Hotel and Hospitality. Regency is a subcontractor to Eurest Support Services (ESS), a division of the Compass Group, the world's largest food service company.

If this is true, where were the food trucks? Color me skeptical.

Read The Rest Scale: 2 out of 5.


4/06/2004 12:52:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
EVIL GENIUS HOAXES. Win friends and influence people!

Samples:

Yucky ions
If a sharp point is attached to the dome of a VandeGraaff generator, the point will spew charged wind. If you stand in this air stream, it will charged your clothing and hair, which will start clinging to your body. Ewwww!, feels like you've been dipped in vegetable oil. So, bolt a VDG upside-down within the ceiling, with ion-needles pointing downwards, and a "stand here" sign on the floor below. (only works in fairly low humidity, the lower the better.)

[...]

Elvis Miracle
Use my whitelight abrasion hologram method to encode an image of Elvis or other religious icon holographically into an everday surface, (car hood?) Announce the miracle, charge admission, and even befuddle the experts who come to debunk it. Impossible!, a real hologram, but encoded into a crude painted surface!

[...]

Kindergarten Solar-powered Death Squad
Take a large crowd of children out into the sunshine and give each one a 20cm square mirror. Show them how to aim all of their little spots of sunlight at the same distant object, then stand back and see what they do. Better yet, run away.

FAST!

Ball-lightning incident
Ed Harris on usa-tesla has discovered that argon gas lets you make a large 'plasma globe' effect at ambient pressure. Build a battery-powered Tesla Coil, clip it to your belt, and run a wire out to an argon-filled mylar sphere. When turned on, the tip of the wire will grow a large blazing white ball of lightning filaments. Run screaming through the night, chased by a ball-lightning in a hardly-noticable clear bag. Charred, smoking clothes would be good too. Ahhhhhhg! It's biting me!

Read The Rest as interested. (Via Sore Eyes.)

4/06/2004 12:42:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
GOOD DOGGIE. BISCUIT. Mars needs rovers.
PASADENA, Calif. -- NASA's Spirit rover wrapped up its primary mission to Mars today as it continued to roll across the planet's surface on an extended tour that could last through September.

The unmanned robot, marking its 90th full day on Mars, had accomplished all of the tasks NASA considered essential to declare the joint mission a success. Its twin rover, Opportunity, was getting close to achieving the same.

"Spirit has completed its part of the bargain, and Opportunity doesn't have much left to do," said Mark Adler, manager of the $820 million mission.

The mission's key tasks included a requirement that one of the rovers travel at least 1,980 feet -- a mark Spirit surpassed on Saturday.

Between the two of them, the rovers also had to take stereo and color panoramas of their surroundings, drive to at least eight locations and operate simultaneously for a minimum of 30 days.
They failed at the crucial "patting your head while rubbing your stomach" mark, but one can't have everything.

Read The Rest Scale: 2.5 out of 5.


4/06/2004 12:23:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
SMOKING HOT LESBIAN ACTION. (No, I can't get any more juvenile; thank you for asking.) It says here.
Teenage lesbian or bisexual girls are many times more likely to smoke regularly than straight girls their age. They are the worst hit by tobacco among all groups of young people, according to a new US study.

Almost 40 per cent of teenage lesbian or bisexual girls aged between 12 and 17 said they smoked weekly compared with just six per cent of heterosexual girls in an ongoing study of 16,000 adolescents.
Cause and effect! Smoking causes lesbianism!

Read The Rest Scale: 2 out of 5 or as interested.


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WE STAND STRONGLY AGAINST BACULAR FRACTURE. The headline: Size does matter.
A study of animals across the world has confirmed what many men have long suspected - a large penis can be a recipe for success in the mating game.

The value of an impressive organ depends on the terrain, however. Animals at high latitudes tend to benefit more from being better endowed than species in more hospitable climes, according to Steven Ferguson of the Freshwater Institute in Winnipeg, Canada, and Serge Larivière from the Delta Waterfowl Foundation in Portage La Prairie, Canada.

The researchers compiled data on the size of the penis bone, called the baculum, in 122 carnivorous mammal species that have this feature, collected from around the world. They then looked to see whether the bone's size correlates with factors such as the temperature that the animal lives at, or the latitude of its home.

Those living at polar latitudes have a longer baculum relative to their body size than their tropical counterparts, the authors report in the journal Oikos1. This is probably thanks to the differing mating strategies that come into play in different climates, the researchers say.

Walruses (Odobenus), however, which live in the frozen Arctic, weigh less, at up to 1,700 kilograms, but have a baculum that can reach up to 60 centimetres in length - one of the largest members of any mammal in both absolute and relative terms.

The hostile Arctic landscape supports few individuals, so walruses tend not to come into contact with each other very frequently. This means that sexual encounters are few and far between, and males don't fight directly with each other for mates as often.

So males with a greater chance of inseminating their sexual partners might win the evolutionary race, says Ferguson. In this case, he thinks that means a larger sexual organ.

Longer penis bones may ensure that the male's sperm is inserted closer to the egg, says Ferguson. So a well-hung male is more likely to succeed in becoming a father. "What counts is which sperm get into the female's egg," says Matthew Gage of the University of East Anglia, UK, an expert on sexual competition.

Other researchers have in the past proposed alternative explanations for the difference in baculum size between the two animals. Some say that a shorter penis might reduce the risk of bacular fracture, for example. Elephant seals mate on land, whereas walruses mate in the water. The land-romping creatures might be more at risk of broken bones, leading to smaller members.

But fracture can happen in the water too, says Ferguson. He thinks that differences in behaviour due to latitude is a more likely explanation for the size difference.

You wanted to know this, right? (Why am I living at a high altitude? Mutter, mutter....)

Read The Rest Scale: 1 out of 5.


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WHY IS THIS PASSOVER DIFFERENT FROM SOME OTHER PASSOVERS over here?
Shortly after sundown tonight, Dick Reed will join a small group of other American Jews in Baghdad for a Passover service at one of Saddam Hussein's former presidential palaces.

The unusual venue -- hardly imaginable a year ago -- is only one of the reasons the night will be like no other.

The matzoh and bitter herbs for the Seder, or ritual meal, will be supplied by the Pentagon, the Torah scroll borrowed from Baghdad's last functioning synagogue and the services led by an Orthodox rabbi in U.S. military dress: Baltimore resident Mitchell S. Ackerson, senior Jewish chaplain for Operation Iraqi Freedom.

[...]

In a country where fewer than 100 citizens identify themselves as Jewish -- remnants of an ancient and vital community that numbered 90,000 almost 60 years ago -- the U.S. occupation has greatly, if temporarily, increased the Jewish population.

At least 1,000 Jews are among the more than 100,000 U.S. military and civilian personnel in Iraq, estimated Ackerson, 46, a reservist who at home is Jewish chaplain to two Baltimore hospitals.

[...]

"It won't be like home, but we're going to do as well as we can do," said the rabbi, noting that the Department of Defense had delivered 700 Seder kits.

[...]

The Bible says that the patriarch Abraham came from the ancient southern Iraqi city of Ur. The roots of the Jewish community in Iraq go back to the Babylonian captivity of the ancient Israelites after the destruction of the First Temple in 586 B.C. Between the 2nd and 6th centuries, Jewish religious scholars in Iraq developed the Babylonian Talmud, held to be the authoritative body of Jewish law, according to Lawrence Grossman, editor of the American Jewish Yearbook.

The 87,500 Jews in Iraq at the country's 1932 independence grew to 90,000 on the eve of Israel's birth in 1948, according to the yearbook. But they began leaving Iraq because they were persecuted for their suspected ties to the new Jewish state. By 1975, only 500 were left. In 1997, the last year for which the yearbook has statistics, they had dwindled to an estimated 100, Grossman said.

"The irony of participating in the redeeming of the place from which we had to be redeemed 2,500 years ago . . . wasn't lost on anybody when we read the prayers in our service," said Bruce Kahn, rabbi emeritus of Chevy Chase's Temple Shalom and a Navy Reservist who ministered to sailors in the Persian Gulf last fall during the Jewish High Holy Days. "It was so powerful there were times we just had to stop."

[...]

Still, none of the Jews interviewed had negative experiences after Iraqis discovered their faith, they said. Army Reservist Dena Allen, 23, who spent most of last year assigned to an engineering company in Iraq, said she discovered that the Jewish good luck charm she wore around her neck, known as a hamesh or hamsa hand, looked a lot like one worn by Muslims.

"They would see it because it would pop out of my shirt and they'd say, 'Oh, Islam, Islam!' And I would react , 'No, Jew,' " said Allen, a Hanover event planner.

"I didn't get any negative response," she added. "In fact, I worked for two weeks with this Iraqi man and when he found out I was Jewish, he didn't have a problem -- or let me say, at least he didn't seem to have a problem. . . .

"I experienced more negativity towards my being female than being Jewish. . . . He didn't want to take orders from me at first. . . . In the end, we ended up [building] a better irrigation system than he did alone [because] I operate a backhoe."

[...]

"One of the strange things about our Friday evening services is getting used to participants wearing sidearms and carrying M16s," said Maryland resident Efraim Cohen, a Foreign Service officer working on democracy projects in Iraq. "It really brings home to you that you're not in Potomac anymore."

Reed, who attends Temple B'nai Shalom, a Reform synagogue in Fairfax Station, recalled that one Friday evening, three Muslims were praying on the chapel's rug as the Jews held Shabbat services. When one of the Jews expressed discomfort, Reed replied that the scene was normal.

"I said, 'Think about it -- this is the sound coming through the window if we were saying prayers in Israel. This is the Middle East. . . . Those are the sounds in the street as they should be. They should mix,' " he said.

"It not only didn't bother me, it felt good."

My own touch of home found in a strange land: the local supermarket suddenly has Manischewwitz chocolate macaroons, for only $1.50 a can! Mm!

Read The Rest Scale: 2 out of 5.


4/06/2004 11:11:00 AM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
FINDING THE SILVER LINING. So I'm looking at Instapundit, and Glenn uses this URL and quotes as so, with this heading:
THE SADR REVOLT SEEMS OVERRATED:

As a fighting force, Sadr's militia impressed neither U.S. commanders nor the Iraqi officers at one police station they occupied for three hours.

"Mahdi Army! They're not an army!" Officer Haider Raheem said of the unemployed young men who took over one station by brandishing grenades. "They're a bunch of looters." Before running off at the sound of approaching tanks, Raheem said, they scooped up everything from rifles to food for the prisoners. "Can you believe they even stole the water cup from the restroom?" he said.
Nice to read such an upbeat story, eh? Good news! Things are going well in putting down puny Sadr.

Glenn chose to link only to page two of the story. I read the whole story. Some points Glenn didn't feel relevant:

To the soldiers inside the armored vehicles ringing with the sound of bullets, the night was one long ambush. It began with a sneak attack -- rocket-propelled grenades fired from an alley, shredding Humvees and the Americans inside -- then quickly escalated into a nightlong firefight. The battleground was the vast warren of narrow streets called Sadr City, but it suddenly reminded 1st Lt. Dave Swanson of Mogadishu.

"As soon as we came into the city, it's like the whole place came alive with fire," Swanson said of his arrival, in a 1st Cavalry Division Bradley Fighting Vehicle, in a district he used to regard with the arm's-length affection of a cop on the beat.

"In our minds, it totally changes our opinion about how we think about this area," said Swanson, from Owensville, Ohio. "In a day, we went from a humanitarian mission to combat. It's just amazing that the kids I talked with two, three days ago are the same ones that are throwing the rocks at us as hard as they can."

[...]

"When the Americans came, we applauded. We were giving the thumbs-up. We were jumping and shouting. I took a picture of Saddam Hussein and stomped on it," said Iqbal Jabbar, 38.

She lifted a foot to demonstrate on the dirty tile floor beside the hospital bed of her husband, a burly man who lay groaning, with bullet wounds in the stomach, arm, legs and feet. The fire that Americans returned into the suddenly mean streets of Sadr City caught Sabri Sharrati Badr behind the wheel of the family car; it caught 10-year-old Weaam Abdulatif Walhan in the doorway of her house; and it caught Ali Sagheer Kherallah walking home from work.

"Why do they do like this to us?" Jabbar asked.

The question was asked in a dozen different ways Monday at Chawadir Hospital, a Sadr City fixture that received 96 people wounded in the chaos that left at least 43 Iraqis dead and opened a chasm between a community and its occupiers.

U.S. commanders, who reported eight dead and 40 wounded, termed the battle for Sadr City the capital's largest and longest engagement since the fall of Baghdad almost a year ago.

[...]

At one point, U.S. fire tore into an ambulance driven by Raad Diaheer Lazem, who took a bullet in the abdomen. Rounds from a .50-caliber machine gun punctured the vehicle 100 yards from the entrance to Chawadir Hospital, killing a pregnant woman with a leg wound and the 6-year-old son riding with her to the hospital.

"The lights were on, the siren -- all the things an ambulance should use in a battle zone," Lazem said. "I don't know why they shot at me. When I left the hospital they saw me. I was shuttling patients back and forth all night."

Muntahah Shekhawer, who works in the children's ward, broke down in tears as she recalled children carried into the emergency room. "I felt so bad I couldn't save them," she said. "Two, 3 years old. All of them shot in the head. Always in the head.

"Even when Baghdad fell, we didn't see anything like this."

[...]

At Sadr City's main patrol station, Mahdi militiamen were welcomed by Iraqi police, who said the fighters gathered to help protect the property from looting.

"We are all brothers, me and the Mahdi Army," said one uniformed officer, who declined to give his name because he said he was not authorized to speak. "These are our people."

[...]

An Apache attack helicopter skimmed overhead, and two girls and a boy of grade-school age aimed their fingers toward it, shouting "Pow! Pow! Pow!"

Two blocks from Sadr's headquarters, a column of oily black smoke went up from a tire burning in front of an M1-A1 Abrams tank. A torrent of children chucked rocks at it, as the turret swung back and forth in a metronome of menace.

A small boy ran down a side street shouting, "Jihad! Jihad!"

"Well, they see a lot of al-Jazeera [television] and they kind of emulate the Palestinians throwing rocks at the Israeli tanks," said Capt. George Lewis, standing behind a Bradley at the police station he had guarded since midnight.

In Chawadir Hospital, angry young men regarded the Palestinians as victims, not role models.

"They want to make us like Palestine, but no way," said Mohammad Abdulwahid, in a hospital ward where his uncle was the only patient not wounded the night before. "We will not be like Palestine."

Abdulwahid's gaze was flat as he contemplated the occupiers and vowed: "We will change their night into day."

Definitely a feel-good, good news, story, eh? But anything negative is doubtless just a product of being from the biased liberal press.

Read The Rest Scale: as you wish; I selectively edited, too, to just the negative parts, to make a point.


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VEEP WATCH. This poll says:
Of those most qualified to step into the Oval Office, Mr. McCain topped the list with 15 percent, followed by Mr. Edwards with 14 percent. But Mr. Edwards was picked by 20 percent as the candidate most likely to help Mr. Kerry win the presidency; 12 percent named Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York; and 10 percent named Mr. McCain.

[...]

Those in the survey said they thought Mr. Cheney would be the Republican most likely to help Mr. Bush win re-election. But they said someone else -- Secretary of State Colin Powell -- was more qualified to assume the presidency.

When given a list of six prospective Republican running mates for Mr. Bush, 32 percent said that Mr. Powell was "most qualified" to assume the presidency, while 19 percent named Mr. Cheney.

I'm a bit surprised and puzzled by the Republican results; it seems counter-intuitive that although Powell is far more popularly thought to be better qualified than Cheney -- a very interesting result in itself -- the same people apparently think Cheney is more popular with, apparently, other people.

But none so queer as folk, and, as I always say and just said, I don't take polls very seriously, particularly given my experience as a poll-taker.

Read The Rest Scale: 2.25 out of 5.


4/06/2004 01:19:00 AM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
ALWAYS BELIEVE POLLS. People always respond honestly, and the results must be believed completely.
Real people that some believe never existed
Ethelred the Unready King of England 978 to 1016 - 63 per cent
William Wallace 13th-century Scottish hero - 42 per cent
Benjamin Disraeli Prime minister and founder of the modern Tory party - 40 per cent
Genghis Khan, Mongol conqueror - 38 per cent
Benito Mussolini, Fascist dictator, 33 per cent
Adolf Hitler - 11 per cent
Winston Churchill - 9 per cent

Real events some people believe never took place
Battle of the Bulge 52 per cent
Battle of Little Big Horn Scene of Custer's last stand - 48 per cent
Hundred Years' War 44 per cent
Cold War - 32 per cent
Battle of Hastings, 15 per cent

Fictional characters who we believe were real
King Arthur , mythical monarch of the Round Table - 57 per cent
Robin Hood - 27 per cent
Conan the Barbarian - 5 per cent
Richard Sharpe , fictional cad and warrior - 3 per cent
Edmund Blackadder - 1 per cent
Xena Warrior Princess - 1 per cent

Fictional events that we believe did take place
War of the Worlds , Martian invasion - 6 per cent
Battle of Helms Deep , Rings Trilogy - The Two Towers - 3 per cent
Battle of Endor , The Return of the Jedi - 2 per cent
Planet of the Apes , the apes rule Earth - 1 per cent
Battlestar Galactica , the defeat of humanity by cyborgs - 1 per cent
Alternatively, people could be taking the piss out of poll-takers, to a fair extent. Whatever the truth, it's all the fault of Hollywood.

Read The Rest if you want the Independent's commentary: it's all the fault of Hollywood and it's completely reliable.


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Monday, April 05, 2004
 
PULITZER WINNERS have been announced.

I'm particularly happy that Anne Applebaum won for her magnificent, The Gulag: A History. In a lesser way, I'm also particularly pleased that the LA Times, which won five separate awards, won the National Reporting prize for their Wal-Mart series, which I've linked to before, and which you can read here. I highly recommend it.

I expect some will be upset at the Toledo Blade win for their series on Vietnam atrocities by the Tiger Force unit, but I think they'd be wrong to unless they can disprove the story.

I was amused at this statement:

"I like to think it's because we're good, but it may have something to do with the fact we live in a disaster area." _ Los Angeles Times Editor John S. Carroll, in response to the paper's award for its coverage of wildfires that swept Southern California.
Anyone think there will eventually be a category for blogging? Wanna predict when?

Read The Rest as interested.


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BUSH MESSAGE-WATCH. He's doing it again:
The message to the Iraqi citizens is, they don't have to fear that America will turn and run.
This has been another edition of Bush Message Watch. (Read The Rest Scale: nah.)

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RSS. No, not the Indians.

I've hooked up to a new feed.

http://feeds.blogstreet.com/23755.rss

Let me know if it works for you, or not. Thanks.


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WORDS FROM THE GREEN FAIRY:
petrichor (PET-ri-kuhr) noun

The pleasant smell that accompanies the first rain after a dry spell.

[From petro- (rock), from Greek petros (stone) + ichor (the fluid that is supposed to flow in the veins of the gods in Greek mythology).]

You have no idea how much good it does my shrivelled, blackened heart to learn that a word actually exists for this.

Here are some more of my favourite words that if they didn't exist would desperately need to be invented:

Apodyopsis - The act of mentally undressing someone
Colposinquanonia - Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest
Exsibilation - The collective hisses of a disapproving audience
Lalochezia - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads nowhere
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say 'to hell with it'
Tarantism - An urge to overcome melancholy by dancing
So I was engaged in apodyopsis after sadly and involuntarily being colposinquanonic, which resulted in exsibilation, but also to sphallolalia. Alas, I was strikhedonic, but overcame it with some tarantism.

(Via John Robinson.)

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UNNECESSARY LIES. Fascinating. I was initially confused to find on this blog an entry, linking to me, attributing me as a source of this falsehood:
[Senator Christopher] Dodd (D-Conn) said of Byrd, "You would have been a great senator at any moment....you would have been right at the founding of this country, right during the Civil War....I can't think of a single moment in this nation's 220+ year history where you would not have been a valuable asset to this country."
This quote is, of course, a fabrication, a lie, a falsehood. Those are, of course, the words of Trent Lott regarding Strom Thurmond. Naturally, I never made any such false quotation. The entry's apt title: OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT.

That blog picked this up from this blog, which attributes this false quote to me, saying that :

Wasn't able to blog this week but thankfully, Farber has led the charge on this unbelievable statement by Sen. Dodd (emphasis mine):
Where does that "this" link go to?

Laura Ingraham.

What does Ingraham say?

Dodd said of Byrd, "You would have been a great senator at any moment....you would have been right at the founding of this country, right during the Civil War....I can't think of a single moment in this nation's 220+ year history where you would not have been a valuable asset to this country." Was Dodd just being kind to an octogenarian? That excuse didn't save Lott from losing his leadership position. But Dodd praises the former KKK'er and...it's no big thang. Big shock.
Fascinating. Dodd says something stupid and worthy of condemnation. What's the extremist reaction? To unnecessarily lie about it, stupidly, and use me in the process. Way to go, everyone!

For the record: Dodd did a stupid thing. It deserves to be scolded.

Laura Ingraham did a far worse thing. She lied. Libelously, though there will be no trial, of course, regarding a political figure. She'll anounce she was "being satiric."

But what's been done here is to sin worse than the original sin. In my book, lying is worse than being stupid. Anyone who does so in this fashion has no moral standing to condemn another for a stupid remark.

I expect a retraction and correction from the bloggers who are misusing my name in this way, who are, I expect, not deliberately participated in lying about me and Dodd in this fashion; they'll have to speak themselves as to their motivations.

(My actual entry.)

CORRECTION: Bryan Preston called me to task initially in his comments here. I've been checking, and it appears he is correct to have done so, and I have erred both in stating that Ingraham was quoting Trent Lott and that she was therefore lying in what she attributed to Christopher Dodd. I therefore apologize to Bryan Preston. He was correct in defending himself, and made only the trivial error of falsely attributing Ingraham's quotation to me.

As I was writing this, I see that Bryan Preston has updated his original entry with further information attributing Dodd's words to the Congressional Record.

Painful as it is to me, I apologize to Laura Ingraham for calling her, several times, a "liar." She was right. I was wrong.

In accordance with what I believe is the correct way to handle such matters, I leave my original post standing here, and append this correction and apology.

SECONDARY NOTE: this makes Dodd's remarks even dumber than I had originally known. I therefore note that.

I'd like to make clear what I've said elsewhere: I believe Senator Dodd's stupid remarks are worthy of note, and verbal chastisement. I do not believe they rise remotely, however, to the level of Senator Lott's repeated statements that, specifically, the nation would have been better off if we had elected former Senator Thurmond to the Presidency in 1948, Senator Lott's later explanations, or Senator Lott's long history of questionable behavior and statements regarding race. For those with a short memory on that, I will refer you to Andrew Sullivan's commentary at the time as sufficient coverage of the issue. I don't believe Senator Dodd deserves anything worse than verbal chastisement. Some will, of course, feel otherwise, and I shall disagree with that.


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THE BEGINNING OF THE END. Anyone who has studied the staff reports and the testimony, who isn't prejudiced, pretty much has to reach the same conclusion, I think: Leaders of 9/11 Panel Say Attacks Were Probably Preventable.

Do recall that the Chair of the Commission is former Governor Tom Kean of New Jersey, Republican, chosen and appointed solely by the President of the United States, George W. Bush. One can't possibly smear him as a partisan opponent of the President.

And, somehow, the fact that Karen Hughes disagrees with him doesn't weigh quite so highly with me.

Despite her vast experience in counter-terrorism.

In another wild-eyed Democratic attack:

On the ABC News program "This Week," Mr. Lugar said he did not recall any contradictions between Mr. Clarke's testimony to the Sept. 11 commission and information he had previously provided to the joint Congressional investigation of the attacks. Asked if he would join his Republican colleagues in attacking Mr. Clarke's credibility, Senator Lugar replied, "I wouldn't go there."
Oh, wait, Lugar is a conservative Republican, one of the Party's most experienced hands in foreign affairs and intelligence.

The endless attempts to paint all criticism of the Bush administration as being nothing but partisan opposition are crashing into the gravity well. Once you lose credibility, you don't get it back.

Read The Rest: yes, you might want to.


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Sunday, April 04, 2004
 
IT'S ABOUT TIME. New e-mail address finally accessed and running. gfarber -at- ev1 -dot- net

If you misplace it, it remains embedded in the copyright notice in the left sidebar.

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CRAZY TAX-RAISERS. I've seen material attacking John Kerry for having, once, many years ago, once, being quoted by a single reporter, as having reportedly made a statement sounding favorable about a fifty-cent gas tax.

Now, laying aside the fact that trying to fling such a proposal at Kerry now on such dubious sourcing is ridiculous, an increased gas tax is certainly a proposal with many downsides, and is a highly debatable proposition.

But I didn't know this.

The gasoline taxes that finance highways have been yielding less and less revenue because they are not indexed to inflation and because today's cars use less gasoline per mile. To bring revenues back to the inflation-adjusted levels of four decades ago, the federal and local gasoline taxes would have to be doubled — an increase of 38 cents per gallon, which is not being considered.
I just thought that an interesting datapoint.

Read The Rest if you're interested in transit policy, for a story focuses on the new bill allowing new federal highways to be toll roads. Offhand, it sounds reasonable.


4/04/2004 10:39:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
MICHAEL CHABON'S X-Men movie treatment. Great stuff, unsurprisingly, if you're any kind of X-Men fan.

Read The Rest Scale: if you like the X-Men at all, go.


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GOOGLE IS HIRING! It's a very special opportunity. Beyond the norm. Trust me, and check it out.

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DON'T LOOK, MARION! I had no idea that Jesus had an opportunity to see Raiders of The Lost Ark.
"Men and women soldiers and horses seemed to explode where they stood," Dr. LaHaye and Mr. Jenkins write. "It was as if the very words of the Lord had superheated their blood, causing it to burst through their veins and skin.'' The authors add, "Even as they struggled, their own flesh dissolved, their eyes melted and their tongues disintegrated."
That would be bad, Ray.

Read The Rest as interested.


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CHRIS DODD CATCHES TRENT LOTT DISEASE. Frigging idiot.

Assuming this is not a bizarre April Fool's thing -- and there's no clarification that it is, so that seems dismissable -- here's what the senior Senator from Connecticut said:

"It has often been said that the man and the moment come together. I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend from West Virginia that he would have been a great senator at any moment. Some were right for the time. Robert C. Byrd, in my view, would have been right at any time," said Senator Christopher Dodd, D-Conn.
Given Byrd's history in the KKK, this is Trent Lott all over again. What was Dodd thinking? (Apparently, neither he nor his staff were.)

Idiot.

I suppose that Robert Byrd should have run against Strom Thurmond in 1948. Some lovely contest, eh?

FOLLOWUP in which I make an idiot of myself; entirely optional reading: here.

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4/04/2004 03:10:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
IF FRODO STARTED LIFE IN A MMOG (my title) is hilarious, and not to be missed.
Lord of the Rings (if the novel were based on a massively-multiplayer game)

Chapter One

Bilbo Baggins opened his eyes and looked out over Hobbiton. Shouts of “plz need gold” and “rez me” echoed in the distance. A haughty elf looked at him and snorted. “dude, don’t be a fucking burglar, they’re totally gimped.”

Bilbo Baggins deleted himself.
Read The Rest: yes.

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DON'T LIKE DAVID BROOKS? Here is some substance to back you up.

(Via Timothy Burke, who taught the author of the article, who has substantial comments on it, and who is always worth reading, in any case.)

Read The Rest as interested, or not.


4/04/2004 12:16:00 PM |permanent link| | Main Page | Other blogs commenting on this post | 0 comments

 
BRAD DELONG EXPLAINS THE REAL DEAL on outsourcing.

It's what I thought. Outsourcing is a good thing, overall, but not without a social safety, and money for training and education, or the economy and too many people take damage; weirdly, the economy suffers if you don't otherwise have the right people to fill the new jobs. Who'd a thunk?

Read The Rest Scale if you care about real economics: 5 out of 5.


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MY EYES: NOT IN GREAT SHAPE. Like a lot of my body. So, not having dropped by in a while, I have to ask: when, but more importantly why did Michelle decide to turn her site unreadably dark?

I'd post this as a comment there, if I, like, could see where a comment box might be. Really.


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NO KIDDING. I'm, as it says above, unemployed and job-hunting, and in the age of Google, I'm going to put this rather carefully about this article about the realities of lower-class employment today.

I have a very good friend who not many years ago at all was employed by an extremely well-known retail computer-and-gadgets chain as a salesperson. You are highly familiar with this American chain, I assure you.

And my friend, who, by amazing coincidence, happens to be present in this room as I type this, is intimately familiar with the details of the policy of this chain to have it always on record that employees took off their mandatory half-hour or hour lunch, no matter that they often didn't have opportunity to actually take off that time. Overtime, on the record, was absolutely forbidden.

It was merely handled in this manner, rather than by having managers make changes behind employees' backs:

Rosann Wilks, who was an assistant manager at a Pep Boys in Nashville, said she was fired in 2001 after refusing to delete time. She said her district manager told her, "Under no circumstances at all is overtime allowed, and if so, then you need to shave time."

At first, she bowed to orders and erased hours. Some employees began asking questions, she said, but they refused to confront management. "They took it lying down," she said. "They didn't want to lose their job. Jobs are hard to find."
The only variation in my friend's experience was that the managers had the employees themselves fill out "time card change forms" that stated that the previous time entries were "errors."

Employees signed these forms and the deed was done. No one was stupid enough to challenge this; no one needed to be told not to; it was entirely clear what led to being let go, and what led to eventual promotion.

On identical basis, the Sales Manager overtly stated on many occasions that "of course you're entitled to your every-four-hour fifteen minute break" but that "I'm sure you know how to demonstrate the spirit and enthusiasm we're looking for."

No one took their "break."

And, of course, if asked, the Human Resources folks would swear up and down that any manager breaking company policy like that would be disciplined.

Well, they would have until the company fired all the Human Resources people last year, giving their duties to the store managers, save for a couple of people at the Texas HQ, that is.

I've generally found there's a great deal of naive ignorance among many middle-class, let alone upper-class, people as to the realities of low-income, or no-income, life.

So, Read The Rest Scale on this: 4 out of 5. All I'll say is that if you trust me at all, you can trust my friend's account as you trust me. (This chain, by the way, also dodged last year into selling tvs and "home entertainment," and enacted various other changes leading to a vast number of employees quitting or being fired, and to a vast loss in expertise in the people selling to you; a major change was dropping the base wage to a hair above minimum wage, and putting the rest on an absurd, and absurdly complicated commission basis in which, in practice, employees would make nothing unless they convinced the customer to buy at least four items in each purchase.)

I can't imagine why anyone might want an increase in the minimum wage, given, you know, reality, rather than theoretical concern with the overall economy.


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IMAGINARY BORDERS. It's difficult to secure your borders against infiltration by terrorists when nobody wants to fork over an extra million dollars or so to frickin' even mark them.

Read as interested.


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IT DOESN'T STRIKE ME that these fellows were nasty "mercenaries," out to make a buck by killing people for profit.

It's possible I'm wacky, or maybe not all the employees of firms such as Blackwater are evil, simply because they are employed because of military skills. Just a thought.

Read The Rest Scale: 3 out of 5.


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INCON-CEIV-ABLE! I simply can't imagine why this might have happened:
A growing minority of Americans believe that Jews were responsible for Christ's death. Roughly a quarter of the public (26%) now expresses that view. This represents a modest but statistically significant increase in the number holding this opinion when compared with a 1997 survey by ABC News which found 19% feeling this way.

[...]

Currently, 34% of those below age 30 and 42% of blacks say they feel Jews were responsible for Christ's death, up substantially from 1997 (10% and 21%, respectively).

Inexplicable, isn't it?

Rumor has it that Mel Gibson has been talking, by the way, about doing a movie in which he stars as Judah Macabee. Aside from the fact that it's clearly a Mel Gibson kinda movie (has he ever not played a tortured, rebellious, fighting character? Pretty much not, although Maverick and What Women Want would appear to be exceptions), why do you suppose that story might suddenly appeal to him?

Jeebus, though, I had no idea he was in production on Mad Max: Fury Road (2005). And, man is this not a plot description that leaves you burning to see the film, or not?

Plot Outline: Mad Max, finally with us in his fourth incarnation, still wanders the wastelands of a post-apocalyptic Australian Outback
Exciting!

Actually, the IMDB seems to have a glitch here, as the entry later says the project is closed and dead.

Read The Rest Scale on the Pew report: yeah, there are a lot of other quite interesting statistics. For some odd reason, the needle didn't move a digit on any other beliefs about the Christ.


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TWICE BURNED, ME. Tim Minnear talks about Fox cancelling both Firefly and his recent, critically acclaimed, Wonderfalls, which was so underpublicized by Fox that I never quite managed to figure out when episodes were on, and so did not see. (How many were broadcast? Three? Four?)

Also: transcript of Joss Whedon's DVD commentary for the last episode of Buffy. (Be warned: the transcriber is not on good terms with our friend, Mr. Punctuation.)

Here is a sample of both the horrors of reading Joss as channeled by his transcriber, James Joyce, and of why Joss's humor is worth it:

This exit for Angel was designed to mirror his first exit him backing off in the darkness. Something hopefully iconic enough and something to give people hope that Buffy and Angel might one day work out because some fans, now I realise not many but there were a few fans who feel that the Buffy Angel romance was like a big deal and clearly I thought Parker was the most important romantic relationship of her life other people disagreed that's fine I guess they can do that they care about the Angel thing, some people care about the Spike thing I don't know why we couldn't get Parker in there too but apparently no you know whatever so that vocal minority who care about Buffy and Angel meant that we had to do service by him. Comment on screen action) "eye socket jokes always funny"
I'm looking forward to Joss's upcoming spin-off: Parker. Can't wait to see that bad beer again. (Hey, I didn't post on April 1st.)

I did not know that Whedon had planned to bring Tara back and it "didn't work out."

Also:

People complained again that the vampires were too easy to kill, they were supposed to be stronger than other vampires and the fact of the matter is it's true like the convenient magic it's true because again I was more interested in showing the empowerment than I was in the continuity to make every vampire as hard to kill as the first one would have been too hard.
HAH! I KNEW it!

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BY THE HAIRS ON YOUR CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN. A slightly odd, slightly amusing, slightly unnerving, look at the levels of Islamic militancy in the Pakistani military.
Smith recalled one particular illustration of the army's alertness to signs of Islamic militancy. In December 2001, he said, he was invited to graduation ceremonies at the army staff college. He made a point of counting the number of graduates with beards -- a common practice among foreign military attaches eager for any indicators of religious trends in the army.

After he had finished, Smith recalled, an ISI protocol officer approached him and asked, "How many beards did you count?"

Smith replied that he had counted 30 beards out of 225 graduates, down from 45 the year before. But the Pakistani took issue with his tally, insisting that only long beards -- of which there were five -- should be counted.

"Those are the ones we worry about," the ISI officer said.
How long is too long?
[...]

At a gathering of upperclassmen called together for the benefit of a foreign guest, Bhutta, the lieutenant colonel and campus administrator, listened with a look of growing exasperation as several cadets stressed the centrality of Islam to the shaping of a Pakistani officer. "Yes, but what is the percentage of Islamic teachings?" Bhutta finally interrupted, eager to make the point that cadets devote much more of their classroom time to secular studies in areas such as political science, computers, and military history and tactics.

"There was a visible leaning toward religion, but over time it has faded out," said the academy commandant, Maj. Gen. Hamid Rab Nawaz, 52, a special forces veteran.

Campus life does not appear to be overly saturated with religion. Cadets spend free time surfing the Internet or -- since the installation of cable television in lounge areas last year -- watching movies such as "Bruce Almighty" on HBO. "A fantastic movie," said Farhan Laghari, 21, a landowner's son from Sindh province, of the comedy starring Jim Carrey as God.

Clearly all we have to do is ship that film, and "Oh, God" out to the provinces, and all our worries will be over. More fiendishly, get "Dumb And Dumber" to al Qaeda, and they'll be convinced America isn't worth worrying about.

Read The Rest as interested.


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THE DEAL ON RICHARD CLARKE. I'm going to give a few opinions here, following a few quotes from this article, which is by Walter Pincus and Dana Milbank, two of the WashPo's finest and most reliable (which hardly means perfect), reporters; I've been particularly following Pincus since Iran-Contra.
Frist said Clarke may have "lied under oath to the United States Congress."

But the broad outline of Clarke's criticism has been corroborated by a number of other former officials, congressional and commission investigators, and by Bush's admission in the 2003 Bob Woodward book "Bush at War" that he "didn't feel that sense of urgency" about Osama bin Laden before the attacks occurred.

In addition, a review of dozens of declassified citations from Clarke's 2002 testimony provides no evidence of contradiction, and White House officials familiar with the testimony agree that any differences are matters of emphasis, not fact. Indeed, the declassified 838-page report of the 2002 congressional inquiry includes many passages that appear to bolster the arguments Clarke has made.

For example, Rice and others in the administration have said that they implemented much more aggressive policies than those of Clarke and President Bill Clinton. Rice said the Bush team developed "a comprehensive strategy that would not just roll back al Qaeda -- which had been the policy of the Clinton administration -- but we needed a strategy to eliminate al Qaeda."

But in 2002, Rice's deputy, Stephen J. Hadley, wrote to the joint committee that the new policy was exactly what Rice described as the old one. "The goal was to move beyond the policy of containment, criminal prosecution, and limited retaliation for specific attacks, toward attempting to 'roll back' al Qaeda."

The joint committee's declassified report, released last July, contains dozens of quotations and references to Clarke's testimony, and none appears to contradict the former White House counterterrorism chief's testimony last month. In its July 2003 report, the congressional panel cited Clark's "uncertain mandate to coordinate Bush administration policy on terrorism and specifically on bin Laden." It also said that because Bush officials did not begin their major counterterrorism policy review until April 2001, "significant slippage in counterterrorism policy may have taken place in late 2000 and early 2001."

Eleanor Hill, staff director of the House-Senate intelligence committee inquiry, said last week that she heard some of Clarke's March 24 presentation before the 9/11 commission and remembered his six-hour, closed-door appearance.

"I was there," she said of Clarke's 2002 testimony, "and without a transcript I can't have a final conclusion, but nothing jumped out at me, no contradiction" between what he said last month and his testimony almost two years ago. She also noted that Rice refused to be interviewed by the joint intelligence panel, citing executive privilege.
Matters usually become clearer with time and more information, and this is no different, though there is still much to learn.

Is Richard Clarke a fallible man? Yes, obviously. Is everything he says reliable? No, no one's memory or testimony is perfect. We all have our biases, erroneous perceptions, and false recreated memories.

This applies to Richard Clarke, George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, William Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, John Kerry, you, me, and Bozo the Clown. None of this implies maliciousness or intentional partisanship. It is simply that we are all fallible, unreliable, humans. It is only beyond that that questions of excessive partisanship or deliberate dishonesty begin to come into play.

Richard Clarke, like all humans, has axes to grind, beliefs, preferences, and makes mistakes. Like most of us, he tends to place himself at the center of narratives, probably in a slightly exaggerated and self-serving way. I am not aware that, say, George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, or Condoleeza Rice have been given unique alien dispensation from the same normal tendencies.

The question beyond that is just how unreliable are any of these, or others involved, testimonies about past events?

In many cases such questions are unanswerable; they are "he said, she said," absent supporting documentation, or testimony of multiple people without -- and I stress without -- outside incentive to stretch the truth in a particular direction. Incentive such as, say, current or future employment, future monetary gain, overwhelming political loyalty, and so forth.

So. Does it look as if Clarke exaggerated his importance slightly, his correctness a bit much? Yes. Does it look as if he may have gotten some quotes and minor details wrong? It's entirely possible, and probable, just as it's almost sure that so has everyone else involved.

But.

It's also absolutely clear that the White House has been in a complete panic about Clarke's potential to destroy the rationale for Bush's re-election -- that George Bush is the competent fighter against terrorism and protector of America -- and the White House and Republican establishment -- and their partisan pundits -- have, inevitably, gone into complete attack mode to attempt to destroy Clarke's credibilty, just as they did against former Secretary of the Treasury Paul O'Neill; just as they did against former Ambassador Joseph Wilson; just as they did against John DiIulio, their former self-acclaimed czar of "faith-based" programs.

In the course of this, a lot of clearly bogus charges have been made against Clarke.

The most ludicrous is that his 2002 background briefing to the press, in which he praised President Bush's counter-terrorism policies, is "inconsistent" with his present takes, and therefore he is "lying" or "unreliable."

What nonsense.

If you're in the Administration, any Administration, and you are asked to publically support the President's polices, of course you put on your game face and put the best spin on things.

That, or resign. No matter what you actually think, unless you feel it is so bad that you must resign.

Any idiot knows this. Suggesting that because he said positive things as the White House National Security Council's chief of counter-terrorism about the President's policies, when he actually felt somewhat differently about them, this makes him "lack credibility" is to say that anyone who has ever worked for the White House who was not a blind, unthinking, follower of their Leader, is equally a "liar," and "lacks credibility."

Which I certainly hope includes at least 99% of everyone who has ever worked in the modern White House, because I don't like to think they've employed many idiots or fanatics, despite evidence that at least from time to time this happens. (Hi, G. Gordon Liddy!)

To suggest that means Clarke "lacks credibility" is so specious on the face of it that it can only speak to the ability of people to rationalize either that their Own Guy Must be right, or that anything is justified to damage anyone politically hurting Your Side. (Hi, Sidney Blumenthal, Patrick Buchanan, and, in a way, Robert McNamara!)

For the Senate Majority Leader, Bill Frist, to stand on the Senate floor and accuse Clarke of comitting perjury, with no proof whatever, is outrageous.

On the flip side, Democratic partisans are overjoyed to have been handed a weapon to damage, and possibly destroy, George W. Bush. They'll use Clarke any way they can, in turn, in attempts to do so.

Lost in between there, and lost by most, though not all, political bloggers, is the simple fact that people can hold opinions without having partisan reasons.

That White House employees can be professionals far more than they are partisans.

That not everything in public life revolves around politics.

That acts in public life can stem from conviction, rather than partisan gain.

So far as I can tell, Richard Clarke simply believes that George W. Bush had the wrong priorities against terrorism, and his actions stem from those beliefs. It's possible I'm wrong about that, of course. But the accusations of partisan motivation don't fly well against a man of thirty years government experience, brought into the White House by President Ronald Reagan, and promoted through two terms of President George Herbert Walker Bush, before being retained by President Bill Clinton, and retained again by President George W. Bush. That is not the career of a political man, of a partisan. That is the career of a professional.

A professional who may be right or wrong about any given issue or opinion or memory. But a man who comes to the table with credibility, which is not destroyed simply because he disagrees with the current President. Nor is it destroyed by trivial errors on trivial matters. (Were this true, then George W. Bush is demonstrably a "proven liar" and "has destroyed his credibility"; you can have this one way, or the other way; you can't have it both ways, that's not on the menu.)

What the future holds, the future knows. I look forward to Advisor Rice's testimony on Thursday. I look forward to each bit of information to come, over the years, as it comes.

Because truth largely has a way of eventually coming free. And the truth makes us free.

Read the Rest Scale: 5 out of 5.


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